Back when I was in school and had just turned 21, some buddies and I were having a party at our house. So we made a list and went on a booze run. Everyone wrote down what they wanted and coughed up money with a little extra for the designated buyer (me).
Well the list included the usual; case of Bud Light, bottle of Vodka, six pack of whatever, and last but not least a Bottle of Boones Farm. One of my buddies had his GF from back home coming up and he wanted to get something for her because she is a pansy *** girl. He made it very specific that I not forget the Boones Farm.
Well, a friend of mine drove me to the West Side Hy Vee to pick up the goods. I went in and got my shopping cart full of goodies and made sure to get the blessed Boones Farm. My friends hanky panky depended on it.
I come out and load up the trunk and hop in the car, ridin shotgun. As we get to the street and wait to turn right I notice a bum sitting there with a sign begging for money. He's right on the corner about 2 feet from me, so I say eff it, roll down the window and hand him nice pink bottle of Boones Farm.
His face lights up like a kid on Christmas. He's shocked and stutters, "A BOTTLE OF BOONES?!? GOD BLESS YOU SON!"
My friend was ticked that he didn't get his bottle of panty remover, but it was worth it for the story. I'm pretty sure he got laid anyway. Vodka is more effective than Boones and you just have to find something fruity to mix it with.
I laughed my *** off at this part!
Did your buddy get some anyways? I hated having to ask people to buy Boone's for the girls I was trying to get with. It got slightly less embarrassing when Smirnoff Ice came out and I could have them buy that instead, but still.
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