I'd set him up with the law. Thieves are scum, and need the ultimate deterrent, like fines and jail time, and/or probation. It might take some initiative on your part to set them up, but it should end your problem for good.
Shouldn't have taken that much initiative--there were probably fingerprints on the box.
And something that dopey, it was probably a neighbor's kid.
Next time, order a black backpack to be shipped to you...
[QUOTE=TXCyclones;3515960]What the **** was in the box that makes you afraid to call the cops and report his dumb ***? Did you subscribe to Manhole magazine or something and you're embarrassed? Report him!
1. Seduce his wife
2. Destroy his marriage, thus costing him half his assets
3. Marry his ex-wife
4. Divorce her and take half of half of his former assets, possibly including the stolen goods.
5. Grind up his family and make them into chili
6. Invite him over for a chili party
7. Tell him what the chili is made of
8. Lick the tears of unimaginable regret off his face
Hire G. Zimmermann to run neighborhood watch on your house.
Chuck Lidell: I paint my toenails with pink and black polish. Problem is, I get more paint on my toes and on the carpet than on my nails. Any advice? Maria Sharapova: Don't you beat up other guys for a living? I don't know how to answer this.
All content owned by CycloneFanatic.com - All rights reserved 2005-09. By viewing this website you agree to the Terms of Service, Site Rules and Legal Disclaimer. The words, views, images and opinions expressed or provided by users do not reflect the opinions or views of CycloneFanatic.com or Iowa State University. The names, words, symbols, and graphics representing Iowa State University are trademarks and copyrights of the University protected by the trademark and copyright laws of the United States of America and other countries and are used on this web site under license from the University. Original site design, premise & construction by Jeremy Lind.