"I'm going to the store because my wife is going to stab me in the face if I don't get her another beer."
I just think it's funny he throws the beer can aside like it's no big deal then asks him to wait cuz he has to pee. LOL!
I found some other one yesterday too where a guy was in handcuffs and they were trying to get him to take a breath test. The guy was squiriming around and kept saying his balls itched and if they wouldn't let him scratch them then could one of the scratch them for him cuz they really itched. The officer was having a hard time not laughing while reading the guy his rights and how if he refused a breath test it is admission to being over the limit.
I wonder if he knew he was already screwed and decided to get as many violations as he could.
Who knows, he didn't sound like the brightest guy in a world. I mean he was driving a lawnmower down the road!
I know a guy that works for the DNR and patrols some of the lakes at times. He is always pointing out violations when we are out on the water and he's not on duty. One of the most common things are people that smoke on a boat and just fling their cig butts into the water. He caught someone doing it one time and gave them the choice to either go pick up the butt or get a citation. Doubt he's had many people take the option of the citation in those cases.
Yes, she is absolute scum. If it were one of my family members or friends I'd be outside with a bat in hand ready to start swinging away ant anyone or anything related to the protest if they didn't get the hell away from the funeral. It's pathetic and completely disrespectful to the person who died and the ones who are mourning. I hope people have their family's funeral disturbed and disrespected so they can go through exactly what these other people are.
Back home we had a guy who used to ride his lawnmower 3 miles into town to a gas station every day pulling a cooler on wheels just to get his daily booze. He went past our house every damn day. It was hilarious.
Weird thing is, he never got 2 days worth, or 3 days worth, etc. He'd only get enough for that day.
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