Madonna Spends $10,000 Per Month On Bottled Water

[bos]

Madonna gives me diarrhea

[mramseyISU]

She probably needs that stuff to cure some form of VD she caught during the 80's.

[JonDMiller]

She needs to talk with my man Boyd from Kinetico.

[thunderdave]

She needs to talk with my man Boyd from Kinetico.

Nice plug, Jon.

[l2alphmacchio]

She needs to talk with my man Boyd from Kinetico.

This is only funny because that is such a cheezy promo during your show, and now you are bringing it onto CF?!?

[bleedcardinalandgold]

So, does Kabbalah water cure cancer? That's the only reason I can believe you would spend that much on water.

Only Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Only he doesn't cry . . .

[balken]

An authentic New York pizza pie here in the Midwest. Yeah, it'd be cheaper to just visit my relatives and pick up a pie while I'm out there, and the Quad Cities actually have some very decent pizza joints, but still, it's been almost two years since I've been out there and I'm going through WITHDRAWLS!!!

(and don't even bring up those lame attempts of a ripoff that both Pizza Hut and Domino's have tried over the last several years - they both are pretty gross...)

If only Pizza Hut would bring back Priazzo...

[Erik4Cy]

it feels like i spend that much on culligan...

[mramseyISU]

She needs to talk with my man Boyd from Kinetico.

I had to pee when I read that and I think I leaked a little bit.

[drmwevr08]

I supposed she is also one of the celebrities that advocates all the various 'green' activities? Like burning a rediculous amount of petroleum and energy manufacturing plastic bottles for her goofy a***?

[anticyclonic]

This doesn't make my $20 to $30 monthly water bill look all that bad. I wonder how many bottles she is buying a month?

[benjay]

This just in: Rich people waste money. Nothing else to see here.