The ultimate "toy" auction

[Phaedrus]

Which also coincides with my last "zombie" post.

When the zombies DO attack, you need these kinds of toys. This is my kind of auction, right here:

Firearms Session 1

[drooling on keyboard]Me[/drooling on keyboard]

[superman_101680]

Guns require ammunition which will eventually run out. Give me a machete or katana!

[jdoggivjc]

Guns require ammunition which will eventually run out. Give me a machete or katana!

Forget machete - if you've gotta fend off zombies do it with style - go with the katana! I'd even settle for a nice cricket bat

[Phaedrus]

Forget machete - if you've gotta fend off zombies do it with style - go with the katana! I'd even settle for a nice cricket bat

And if you go with the katana, you're going to need some serious numb-chucks skills.

In addition to the machineguns, I'm going to learn "Rex-Kwon-Do".

Do any of you guys think this Spandex(tm) makes me look fat???

[jdoggivjc]

And if you go with the katana, you're going to need some serious numb-chucks skills.

In addition to the machineguns, I'm going to learn "Rex-Kwon-Do".

Do any of you guys think this Spandex(tm) makes me look fat???

No, it's your *** that makes you look fat