Dumbest Thing You've Done While Drunk

**clone2011** · 02-27-2008, 10:07 AM

The thread about bar etiquette got me thinking....what the dumbest thing (not person

) you've done while drinking or heavily intoxicated?

**Knownothing** · 02-27-2008, 10:08 AM

fat chicks. Lot's of em. Hey it was last call what ya gonna do.

**mike4cy** · 02-27-2008, 10:09 AM

Let someone on the U of I dance team party talk me into saying "go Hawks" so I could get another free Bloody Mary, I had quite a few by then...

**clones_jer** · 02-27-2008, 10:10 AM

fell down a hillside at jack trice ... over people (yikes ... I feel bad just typing that)

**clones_jer** · 02-27-2008, 10:10 AM

Originally Posted by Knownothing

fat chicks. Lot's of em. Hey it was last call what ya gonna do.

wow. just like a moped huh?

**clones26** · 02-27-2008, 10:11 AM

your mom. hi yo! I went there.

**SuperCy** · 02-27-2008, 10:12 AM

In a house I used to live in there was a bathroom by the back door. One night I got up to use the rest room. My roommates were still up. I walked through the right door, not the left. I ended up outside in my underwear. Did what I needed to do, turned around to go back to bed and there were my roommates standing in the garage laughing at me.

**cybsball20** · 02-27-2008, 10:17 AM

Well, I streaked up Welch Ave at 1:50am on a Friday night. Made it past all the cops at the fire station, headed towards Stanton Heights (where I lived) with nothing but shoes and my keys and phone in my hand. Unfortunately there were cops busting a party at the 'yellow house' and they got me just before the door. $150 public intox fine later and a night in jail and I really don't regret it. Not only a great story but a name for all my fantasy sports teams, The Welch Ave. Streakers!

**4429 mcc** · 02-27-2008, 10:18 AM

The list is long and distinguished...but seriously drive.

**The_Architect** · 02-27-2008, 10:19 AM

Way to many things to mention.

**leg4cy** · 02-27-2008, 10:20 AM

Nothing that can be repeated on the internets.

**bos** · 02-27-2008, 10:21 AM

Got married to Piper in Las Vegas.

**snowcraig2.0** · 02-27-2008, 10:25 AM

I drove. The next morning, my truck wasn't at my house. I had no idea where I parked it. I had to have someone drive me around town for an hour until I found it parked in front of Chuckie Cheese.

**ianoconnor** · 02-27-2008, 10:33 AM

Oh how I miss the days of Chuck E Cheese as a child.

**4429 mcc** · 02-27-2008, 10:36 AM

Originally Posted by snowcraig2.0

I drove. The next morning, my truck wasn't at my house. I had no idea where I parked it. I had to have someone drive me around town for an hour until I found it parked in front of Chuckie Cheese.

Have had a similar experience where buddies and I where in IC for the EIU/ISU game all of us are loaded, parked car on side street. Next day go to street where we thought we parked a car no car. Check tow lots no car. Assumed it was stolen..walking back to friends to call police when it amazingly appeared in a different location.