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Old 03-11-2008, 04:53 PM   #1
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RANT: Purses!

Ok, so some of you have wives that got Coach purse coupons this weekend, well so did MrsBrianHos! Anyway, she went to the store to "save" us some money. You all read the tire story on the way home, but this is where it gets even better.

Today I get an email that a large purchase has posted to my card! Ohh, yeah that must be the 4 new Ultra High performance low profile tires this trip cost me. No problem, let's open it up to make sure they have the amount right. NOPE! It was the purse she bought. A freakin purse was more expensive that 4 new very high quality tires! It is a PURSE!

ugh! Women. I need a beer.


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Old 03-11-2008, 04:55 PM   #2
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Maybe you aren't such a good husband...LOL

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Old 03-11-2008, 04:56 PM   #3
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Re: RANT: Purses!

Wow. I dont know what to say. Im just glad my wife buys cheap purses. My mother however buys Louis V stuff that costs a fortune. My poor dad. There isnt enough nookie in the world to douse a wallet fire like that.

"My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious. "
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Old 03-11-2008, 04:56 PM   #4
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Luckily my wife gets hers at those purse parties. They have the knock offs there and she picks up 2 or 3 a year and that gets her by until the next year.
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Old 03-11-2008, 04:56 PM   #5
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Originally Posted by brianhos View Post
Ok, so some of you have wives that got Coach purse coupons this weekend, well so did MrsBrianHos! Anyway, she went to the store to "save" us some money. You all read the tire story on the way home, but this is where it gets even better.

Today I get an email that a large purchase has posted to my card! Ohh, yeah that must be the 4 new Ultra High performance low profile tires this trip cost me. No problem, let's open it up to make sure they have the amount right. NOPE! It was the purse she bought. A freakin purse was more expensive that 4 new very high quality tires! It is a PURSE!

ugh! Women. I need a beer.

I'm so sorry. This is a truely tragic event, and you have my greatest sympathies
I'll be sure to drink a beer in your honor tonight.

Oh we will fight, fight, fight for Iowa State, and may her colors ever fly!

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Old 03-11-2008, 04:57 PM   #6
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Re: RANT: Purses!

That calls for divorce.
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Old 03-11-2008, 04:59 PM   #7
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That calls for divorce.

Divorce splits everything down the middle with the women getting both halves. You have to be smart about this, hire a hitman.

"My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious. "
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Old 03-11-2008, 05:00 PM   #8
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Good thing she had a coupon!

Exaggeration is a BILLION times worse than understating.
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Old 03-11-2008, 05:01 PM   #9
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You have to be smart about this, hire a hitman.
Then not only do you get everything, but you get the insurance money as well!


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Prooooooooobally shouldn't be posting stuff like that on a public message board <_< O_o >_>

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Old 03-11-2008, 05:04 PM   #10
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Re: RANT: Purses!

My wife, Angie, is a Coach-fiend as well. Wait til she buys a $150 wallet to go in the new purse.

I told her that if she added up the cost of all the wallets that I have ever owned in my lifetime, it still doesn't add up to the cost of her one wallet.

She's also an IPod-fiend. She's owned something like 8 different IPods, and is always on the lookout for the newest one.

But, we all have our vices. She gets her purses and Ipods, I get my hookers and blow. It all works out in the end.

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Old 03-11-2008, 05:04 PM   #11
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Then not only do you get everything, but you get the insurance money as well!


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Prooooooooobally shouldn't be posting stuff like that on a public message board <_< O_o >_>
Especially when the target is known to read them...
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Old 03-11-2008, 05:05 PM   #12
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But, we all have our vices. She gets her purses and Ipods, I get my hookers and blow. It all works out in the end.
Can you please speak to my wife so I can get those vices as well?

"My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious. "
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Old 03-11-2008, 05:05 PM   #13
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Re: RANT: Purses!

My wife actually carries two purses. She has a big one with work papers, mittens, a scarf and some other random stuff. Then she has a smaller purse that has her phones, wallet, and make-up. The combined total of the two purses could feed us for weeks.
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Old 03-11-2008, 05:05 PM   #14
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Especially when the target is known to read them...
Ehh, shes kinda slow. Thats how she ended up with Brian in the first place.

"My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious. "
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Old 03-11-2008, 05:06 PM   #15
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My wife, Angie, is a Coach-fiend as well. Wait til she buys a $150 wallet to go in the new purse.

I told her that if she added up the cost of all the wallets that I have ever owned in my lifetime, it still doesn't add up to the cost of her one wallet.

She's also an IPod-fiend. She's owned something like 8 different IPods, and is always on the lookout for the newest one.

But, we all have our vices. She gets her purses and Ipods, I get my hookers and blow. It all works out in the end.
Yeah, remember that when you're sleeping on the couch.

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