Need help, going to a theme party this weekend

**wantapet** · 03-13-2008, 09:05 AM

Because you can offend anyone these days and I need to be politically correct, I will give hints to the theme of the party

1. Another word for Mobile Home and Another word for garbage. Put these two words together.

2. Tr_ilor Tr_sh Theme. Insert a vowel

I know I can just watch a few episodes of cops and get plenty of ideas, but I thought I would throw this out there to test the creativity of fellow cyclones. Any ideas on what to wear or bring to the party?

**isuarch80** · 03-13-2008, 09:07 AM

guy or girl costume?

**wantapet** · 03-13-2008, 09:08 AM

Sorry, Both. My finance and I are both going

**Cyclones_R_GR8** · 03-13-2008, 09:08 AM

Gotta have a mullet

**bstegs** · 03-13-2008, 09:08 AM

Go as Kevin Federline.

**RyCy04** · 03-13-2008, 09:09 AM

The best idea I can think of is to not attend because you are in the clink for beating your pregnant girlfriend.

**Phaedrus** · 03-13-2008, 09:10 AM

You'll need some Hawkeye Fan attire. It helps to have a 1981 Hawkeye Conversion Fan that you bought new in 1980 and that you are still making payments on.

**Jeremy** · 03-13-2008, 09:10 AM

Really all I can recommend is dressing up as a hawk - that should cover all the angles and be true.

**dmclone** · 03-13-2008, 09:11 AM

Go as a mobile home salesman.

**throwittoblythe** · 03-13-2008, 09:11 AM

Guy - Bath rope (preferably dirty and open) with boxers & plain white t/athletic t underneath (also known as a "wifebeater") also dirty, slippers, shotgun in hand (toy, obviously), unshaven and cigarette in mouth

Girl - Mumu with messed up hair and makeup, pregnant

Sorry, I wasn't as creative with the girl costume...

**bferin** · 03-13-2008, 09:14 AM

Originally Posted by wantapet

2. Tr_ilor Tr_sh Theme. Insert a vowel

Truilor Trush?

Kid Rock and Anna Nicole Smith or Courtney Love would be a good couple

**Phaedrus** · 03-13-2008, 09:16 AM

Originally Posted by bferin

Truilor Trush?

Kid Rock and Anna Nicole Smith or Courtney Love would be a good couple

Triiler Trish?

**wantapet** · 03-13-2008, 09:16 AM

The hawkeye costume is great, but seriously, I could never put it on. I know, somehow, someone would snap a picture and put it out of context years later, maybe even at my funeral, and say I had a hidden love for black and gold.