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04-11-2008, 10:03 PM
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Underwear that comes straight from the factory that is stained.
Why? To hide your money in, so that thieves won't take it.
Even the most hardened burgler or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them.
Link: THE "BRIEF SAFE" - Shomer-Tec Inc. |
"If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts." Albert Einstein
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Last edited by alaskaguy; 04-11-2008 at 10:11 PM.
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04-12-2008, 01:09 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Cycloneville
Posts: 4,016
Credits: 800,151 MLB: Orioles | Re: Stained factory new underwear for sale
You have GOT to be kidding me
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Oh we will fight, fight, fight for Iowa State, and may her colors ever fly! 
In honor of #5348 , in accordance with (Keep's) prophecy
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04-12-2008, 01:11 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Chicago, IL
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Credits: 389,482 | Re: Stained factory new underwear for sale
That is hilarious, and innovative.
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04-12-2008, 01:12 PM
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Join Date: May 2006 Location: Des Moines
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Credits: 188,220 Year: 2006 Degree: Finance NFL: Bears NBA: Celtics MLB: Cubs | Re: Stained factory new underwear for sale
This is one of those things that is so incredibly stupid that it is almost a good idea. Original at least.
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04-12-2008, 01:13 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
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Credits: 235,713 | Re: Stained factory new underwear for sale
Hey, you forgot the Doo Drops!  | | | |
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04-12-2008, 01:13 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Chicago, IL
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Those Doo Drops are nasty.
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04-12-2008, 01:14 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Clive, IA
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Credits: 546,859 | Re: Stained factory new underwear for sale
Anyone else notice that they sell an additional accessory called Doo Drops for a realistic smell. Ha ha!!! Why not just crap some of your own undies if you want them to look and smell like someone crapped them and save money.
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ISU Grad 1997.
ISU Fan for Life.
Not in CO anymore but I'm not changing my name :)
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04-12-2008, 01:14 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Ames, IA
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Credits: 735,303 Year: 1995 Degree: B.A.; M.Div. MLB: Cubs | Re: Stained factory new underwear for sale
Another thread I sooo wanted to avoid, but couldn't turn away.  |
Reap the Wirbelsturm!!!
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04-12-2008, 01:38 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Denver, CO
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Credits: 720,433 Year: 1980 Degree: Chemistry & Zoology | Re: Stained factory new underwear for sale
Remember that pic of the Bloodhound refusing to pick up a scent off dirty undies? Image - TinyPic - Share the Experience!™ |
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