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Old 04-29-2008, 02:41 AM   #1 (permalink)
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What would the presidential candidates do about the Zombie threat?

Please excuse the political thread in the Off-Topic forum, but this is an issue just too important to ignore:

How Five Presidential Candidates Would Handle a Looming Zombie Threat » Great White Snark

Of course, for those of us who are "prepared" for the zombie threat, here are some "zombie targets" for your target shooting practice....

Zombie Targets

And here is a place to get some "zombie" music to shoot zombies by....

Rob Zombie

The Zombies Fan Page

So, have yourselves a very "zombieful" day!!!!

“When we’re in pads, we’re going to use the pads.” - Gene Chizik
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Old 04-29-2008, 06:15 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: What would the presidential candidates do about the Zombie threat?

I don't know about the current canidates, but I do know Mayor West would require all dead bodies be encased in 5' on concrete...

Oh we will fight, fight, fight for Iowa State, and may her colors ever fly!



In honor of #5348 , in accordance with (Keep's) prophecy
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Old 04-29-2008, 06:35 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: What would the presidential candidates do about the Zombie threat?

The American people are quite crafty when you stop and think about it. These are the best candidates we can come up with, so the zombies will clearly see that the American people are sorely lacking the zombie's favorite food source, and they will attack Japan instead.

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Old 04-29-2008, 06:36 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Re: What would the presidential candidates do about the Zombie threat?

I thought our candidates were the Zombies!




F'em all,... but 6,... you need pallbearers
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Old 04-29-2008, 08:03 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Re: What would the presidential candidates do about the Zombie threat?

Originally Posted by redrocker View Post
I thought our candidates were the Zombies!
Hush! Don't blow our brilliant plan!

If zombies were able to witness our presidential candidates, they'd assume we have way more zombies here than we can handle and they'd just move to Mexico, or something....

“When we’re in pads, we’re going to use the pads.” - Gene Chizik
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Old 04-29-2008, 08:33 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Re: What would the presidential candidates do about the Zombie threat?

Would the president himself live through a zombie plague? How would he stay hidden? Would the citizens of this country still throw themselves down for him or would your loyalty sway since the government would be void at this point.

"My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious. "
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