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04-29-2008, 02:41 AM
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#1 | | Addict
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Please excuse the political thread in the Off-Topic forum, but this is an issue just too important to ignore: How Five Presidential Candidates Would Handle a Looming Zombie Threat » Great White Snark
Of course, for those of us who are "prepared" for the zombie threat, here are some "zombie targets" for your target shooting practice.... Zombie Targets
And here is a place to get some "zombie" music to shoot zombies by.... Rob Zombie The Zombies Fan Page
So, have yourselves a very "zombieful" day!!!!
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04-29-2008, 06:15 AM
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I don't know about the current canidates, but I do know Mayor West would require all dead bodies be encased in 5' on concrete...
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04-29-2008, 06:35 AM
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The American people are quite crafty when you stop and think about it. These are the best candidates we can come up with, so the zombies will clearly see that the American people are sorely lacking the zombie's favorite food source, and they will attack Japan instead. |
"In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot." -- Mark Twain
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04-29-2008, 06:36 AM
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I thought our candidates were the Zombies!
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04-29-2008, 08:03 AM
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Originally Posted by redrocker  I thought our candidates were the Zombies! Hush! Don't blow our brilliant plan!
If zombies were able to witness our presidential candidates, they'd assume we have way more zombies here than we can handle and they'd just move to Mexico, or something....
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04-29-2008, 08:33 AM
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Would the president himself live through a zombie plague? How would he stay hidden? Would the citizens of this country still throw themselves down for him or would your loyalty sway since the government would be void at this point.
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