What if no one was fat?

isuno1fan · 04-30-2008, 10:34 AM

Get your lazy butt in shape! This is incredible!

What if no one were fat? - MSN Money

cyclonedave25 · 04-30-2008, 10:37 AM

wow, I never even thought about the gas we would save with the lighter loads.. Interesting!

cardinal&gold · 04-30-2008, 10:46 AM

Will never happen. Americana craves convenience and laziness. We are destined to destroy ourselves.

brianhos · 04-30-2008, 10:47 AM

The girls would look better on the beach! That would be nice.

SuperCy · 04-30-2008, 10:49 AM

There would be no such thing as a "slump buster."

cloneu · 04-30-2008, 10:53 AM

I heart fast food.

dmclone · 04-30-2008, 10:54 AM

We'd all live longer and we'd have even less money for retirement.

superdorf · 04-30-2008, 10:55 AM

Chubby chasers would be very depressed.

cyclonebillski · 04-30-2008, 10:55 AM

Originally Posted by SuperCy

There would be no such thing as a "slump buster."

I guess the "butter faces" would have to take over that roll.

isuno1fan · 04-30-2008, 11:16 AM

Originally Posted by dmclone

We'd all live longer and we'd have even less money for retirement.

That would be offset by the money you would save by having lower health care costs, food costs, fuel costs, etc. throughout your lifetime of being fit.

wartknight · 04-30-2008, 11:27 AM

Originally Posted by isuno1fan

That would be offset by the money you would save by having lower health care costs, food costs, fuel costs, etc. throughout your lifetime of being fit.

Yes, 4000 a year from 25-65 at 8% is over 1.1 million dollars. IF...people actually saved the money

drmwevr08 · 04-30-2008, 11:34 AM

If no one was fat who would we get to be on the O-line?

Cy Heavy · 04-30-2008, 11:39 AM

I can't believe that some hawk fan hasn't tried to drop a joke in this thread yet about "moo u"

jdoggivjc · 04-30-2008, 11:39 AM

We'd find something else to ***** about as a society.

And actually healthcare costs would go up regardless of whether we were all at the ideal weight, simply because as you get older you're bound to run into more health problems due to age. With healthier living conditions more people are bound to run into this problem. That and the shortage of nursing homes and retirement communities because of more people living longer... well, like I said, we'd start ********* about something else once we solved one problem...

vanillathrilla · 04-30-2008, 11:42 AM

Originally Posted by SuperCy

There would be no such thing as a "slump buster."

Poor Jose...