I discovered what a "Guido" is, today.

[Phaedrus]

I had no idea. I mean, I'd met someone who fits this description, before, and was slightly humored by the false bravado, the bad tan, the spiked hair, the phoney "mafia" connections, as well as the overemphasized/made-up sexual exploits, but I had no idea that not only was there a name for this, but that it is a phenomonan that is threatening to take over Long Island, New York.

BTW - A co-worker of mine is a Long Islander, and knew all about this, and shared a laugh when I showed him this web-site.

Remember, they're out there, and they're orange....

Get Off Our Island - What Happened

[The_Architect]

Umm, this phenomena is spreading everywhere. It's almost painful to watch these guys in person.

[cloneu]

Warning: Strong Language

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[akclone]

A subspecies of the Guido

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[cytech]

isn't guido the Spanish word for fart?

[ketchupnmustard]

Darn guidos! Somebody outta do something before someone gets hurt.