Animal Urges

isucyfan · 05-13-2008, 12:24 PM

I know a lot of people experiment in college, but this is a bit over the top:

Seal caught on tape molesting a penguin - LiveScience - MSNBC.com

Wx4Cy · 05-13-2008, 12:30 PM

seals go to college?

superdorf · 05-13-2008, 12:32 PM

What would the offspring be?

Penal?
Seaguin?

SuperCy · 05-13-2008, 12:40 PM

I guess Heidi Klum must have been out of town.

norseclone · 05-13-2008, 12:45 PM

Originally Posted by SuperCy

I guess Heidi Klum must have been out of town.

Rep to you. It's pretty rare i actually laugh out loud while reading a message board. Well done.

isucyfan · 05-13-2008, 12:50 PM

Apparently what happens in the Antarctic doesn't stay in the Antarctic.

Can you imagine the ridicule this seal will endure when his fellow seals log on to MSNBC??

"Dude, you slept with what??"

"I was drunk and thought it was a petite seal in a Halloween nun costume."

Cyclonesrule91 · 05-13-2008, 12:55 PM

Imagine the poor torment the penguin will now endure the rest of his life. If he ever develops an oil leak on his vehicle and the mechanic penguin tells him he "blew a seal", the look on his face would be painfull,,,,,,,,and priceless all the same.

isucyfan · 05-13-2008, 12:55 PM

Originally Posted by Cyclonesrule91

Imagine the poor torment the penguin will now endure the rest of his life. If he ever develops an oil leak on his vehicle and the mechanic penguin tells him he "blew a seal", the look on his face would be painfull,,,,,,,,and priceless all the same.

OMG, that's funny!

SuperCy · 05-13-2008, 12:56 PM

Originally Posted by Cyclonesrule91

Imagine the poor torment the penguin will now endure the rest of his life. If he ever develops an oil leak on his vehicle and the mechanic penguin tells him he "blew a seal", the look on his face would be painfull,,,,,,,,and priceless all the same.

Still one of my favorite jokes.

"No, it's just ice cream."

hort4cy · 05-13-2008, 12:59 PM

Did you actually read the article. The "scientist" and author really want to extrapolate this to something greater.

Sexual harassment is common in the animal kingdom — "Homo sapiens are often testimony to that," de Bruyn said.

"It may have wanted to eat it and half-way through the chase changed its mind," de Bruyn speculated. "I personally believe the link between aggressive and sexual behavior is evolutionarily far closer linked than we currently believe. This has obvious implications for humans."

isucyfan · 05-13-2008, 01:00 PM

Originally Posted by hort4cy

Did you actually read the article. The "scientist" and author really want to extrapolate this to something greater.

Sexual harassment is common in the animal kingdom — "Homo sapiens are often testimony to that," de Bruyn said.

"It may have wanted to eat it and half-way through the chase changed its mind," de Bruyn speculated. "I personally believe the link between aggressive and sexual behavior is evolutionarily far closer linked than we currently believe. This has obvious implications for humans."

I saw that.

Sometimes a seal humping a penguin is just a seal humping a penguin.

SuperCy · 05-13-2008, 01:01 PM

Originally Posted by hort4cy

Did you actually read the article. The "scientist" and author really want to extrapolate this to something greater.

Sexual harassment is common in the animal kingdom — "Homo sapiens are often testimony to that," de Bruyn said.

"It may have wanted to eat it and half-way through the chase changed its mind," de Bruyn speculated. "I personally believe the link between aggressive and sexual behavior is evolutionarily far closer linked than we currently believe. This has obvious implications for humans."

Yeah, I readt it, but it's more fun to make childish remarks.

ISUFan22 · 05-13-2008, 01:02 PM

Originally Posted by isucyfan

I saw that.

Sometimes a seal humping a penguin is just a seal humping a penguin.

Or other times, it's a round-about way for some of us to come out of the closet and admit our love and undying affection for sheep.

Cyclonesrule91 · 05-13-2008, 01:02 PM

Originally Posted by hort4cy

"It may have wanted to eat it and half-way through the chase changed its mind," de Bruyn speculated. "I personally believe the link between aggressive and sexual behavior is evolutionarily far closer linked than we currently believe. This has obvious implications for humans."

That settles it, the trip the wife and I have planned for the arctic to see seals live just got tossed out the window.

ISUFan22 · 05-13-2008, 01:04 PM

So what other 2 species would be amusing to watch mate?

Giraffe and elephant?

Zebra and hyena?