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05-15-2008, 04:17 AM
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Man Lacerates ***** with Hedgehog
Friday, October 20, 2006  I guess it goes to show that witchdoctors still hold a lot of power in some places of the world... A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice.
Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.
But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his ***** severely lacerated.
A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his *****."
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05-15-2008, 07:04 AM
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I'll bet it worked though...he won't be prematurely ejaculating anytime soon... | |
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05-15-2008, 08:05 AM
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Poor Sonic. First he has to deal with Dr. Robotnik and now this. Why couldnt this guy have chosen Tails instead. Tails was a *****.
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05-15-2008, 08:09 AM
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Can we sell this guy the Brooklyn Bridge?
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05-15-2008, 08:18 AM
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Originally Posted by bostinelosd  Poor Sonic. First he has to deal with Dr. Robotnik and now this. Why couldnt this guy have chosen Tails instead. Tails was a *****.
My brother and I used Tails to test out the way ahead of us, and die the cheap deaths it might take to figure out the traps that Dr. Mindbender (oops, I mean, Robotnik) had set.
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