OT: Why are women so crazy!

DougMasters · 05-15-2008, 03:45 PM

Originally Posted by flander1649

There is a episode of How I met your Mother where Neil Patrick Harris talks about the Crazy/hotness scale.

YES! Great episode...."Tried to stab me with a fork...got a boob job."

isuarch80 · 05-15-2008, 03:46 PM

Originally Posted by flander1649

There is a episode of How I met your Mother where Neil Patrick Harris talks about the Crazy/hotness scale.

See above :)

tim_redd · 05-15-2008, 03:47 PM

cybsball20 · 05-15-2008, 03:48 PM

Originally Posted by tim_redd

LOVE IT! + rep!

ISUFan22 · 05-15-2008, 03:49 PM

I think this might be the thread of the year because...

A. It's informative.
B. It's funny.
C. It's factual.
D. All of the above

isuarch80 · 05-15-2008, 03:51 PM

Originally Posted by ISUFan22

I think this might be the thread of the year because...

A. It's informative.
B. It's funny.
C. It's factual.
D. All of the above

And yet so many of us are married

flander1649 · 05-15-2008, 03:52 PM

another good site

The Soffe Report: Crazy/Hot Scale

The_Architect · 05-15-2008, 03:53 PM

Daddy issues.

ISUFan22 · 05-15-2008, 03:53 PM

Originally Posted by isuarch80

And yet so many of us are married

This isn't a thread about the reasons why men are not bright fellows...

hort4cy · 05-15-2008, 03:57 PM

I am surprised at how brave ISUFan22 is in this thread considering the Mrs posts regularly.

ISUFan22 · 05-15-2008, 03:59 PM

Originally Posted by hort4cy

I am surprised at how brave ISUFan22 is in this thread considering the Mrs posts regularly.

Oh, she's well aware she's crazy. Some days I have to remind her of such, but generally - she knows.

tim_redd · 05-15-2008, 04:00 PM

Crazy people don't know that they're crazy.

nfrine · 05-15-2008, 04:01 PM

This should help....

The Man's Guide to What a Woman is Really Saying...

You want = You want.
We need = I want.
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk. = I need to complain.
Sure, go ahead. = I don't want you to.
I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're...so manly. = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about?
I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I'm on my period.
Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient. = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = and carpeting, furniture, wallpaper...
I need wedding shoes. = The other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white.
Hang the picture there. = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise. = I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.
I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead.
Yes. = No.
No. = No.
Maybe. = No.
I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.
Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it.
Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep?
I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
All we're going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new pocket books, and those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?
The Woman's Guide to What a Man is Really Saying...

I'm hungry. = I'm hungry.

I'm sleepy. = I'm sleepy.
I'm tired. = I'm tired.
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage. = I want to fondle you.
What's wrong? = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this.
What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
I'm bored. = Do you want to have sex?
I love you. = Let's have sex now.
I love you, too. = Okay, I said it ... we'd better have sex now!
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = I liked it better before.
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = $50 and it doesn't look any different!
Let's talk. = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
(while shopping) I like that one better. = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home! I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together. = I am gay.

4429 mcc · 05-15-2008, 04:05 PM

Just never ask a woman whats the matter?
or
Are you mad at me?

isuno1fan · 05-15-2008, 04:10 PM

Originally Posted by zimman18

Every day/year older I get, I realize that women are damn crazy. Maybe not all women, but I sure have yet to meet any who aren't.

IMO - Most men see things as fairly simple. Clean cut, black white, no drama.

Women see things in 4896593 angles that I didn't even know existed, and most of them end with me being in the doghouse. They can interpret a simple answer of yes or no to be some sort of life ending insult.

Can someone answer the life long question Why? How? Why?!?

Do we just give in and learn to tailor to them? Do we try and ignore it? Dare I say it, do we fight it?

Also, I love women, don't get me wrong, just think they're crazier than a one legged squirrel.

My theory (which has worked well for me through my almost 10 yrs of marriage) is to confront the issue when it happens. When my wife starts going wacko over something I did or said (or anyone else for that matter), I simply explain to her that she is going out of her mind on some tangent and tell her to not be "a woman". Usually, after a few more heated moments, she realizes that she was getting a bit "wacky" and comes back to her senses.

Also...if all else fails...ignore it.

This works for me. It may or may not work for you.