OT: Why are women so crazy!

[zimman18]

Every day/year older I get, I realize that women are damn crazy. Maybe not all women, but I sure have yet to meet any who aren't.

IMO - Most men see things as fairly simple. Clean cut, black white, no drama.

Women see things in 4896593 angles that I didn't even know existed, and most of them end with me being in the doghouse. They can interpret a simple answer of yes or no to be some sort of life ending insult.

Can someone answer the life long question Why? How? Why?!?

Do we just give in and learn to tailor to them? Do we try and ignore it? Dare I say it, do we fight it?

Also, I love women, don't get me wrong, just think they're crazier than a one legged squirrel.

[ISUFan22]

Why? The answer is very simple.

Because they are women.

Beyond that, there's no trying to understand it, change it or resist. It is, what it is.

Physically, they're much more complex than men. So I'd suppose they'd be more complex mentally as well.

[isucyfan]

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[brianhos]

Maybe things really are not as simple as you think, and you are just not seeing it?

[isuarch80]

Originally Posted by zimman18

Every day/year older I get, I realize that women are damn crazy. Maybe not all women, but I sure have yet to meet any who aren't.

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Also, I love women, don't get me wrong, just think they're crazier than a one legged squirrel.

I love how your avatar has said "squirrel" getting loopy of the sauce! :)

[flander1649]

All women are crazy you just have to find the ones that are less crazy then the others. Also if there Cool/hotness out weighs their crazyness then it is also OK.

[ISUFan22]

Originally Posted by brianhos

Maybe things really are not as simple as you think, and you are just not seeing it?

[cycloneryan]

Yes, women are crazy and sometimes I wonder if they are actually like the way they act or if they do it to bother us.

Oh god I hope my wife doesn't read this post.

[zimman18]

The hotness factor does play a role in the tolerance of craziness..... I think we need a formula.

[ISU4ME]

Originally Posted by brianhos

Maybe things really are not as simple as you think, and you are just not seeing it?

Oh if it was only that simple.......

[jmb]

Originally Posted by brianhos

Maybe things really are not as simple as you think, and you are just not seeing it?

Does someone have Brian's cell phone #? They need to call him and let him know his wife is posting as him...

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[isuarch80]

Originally Posted by zimman18

The hotness factor does play a role in the tolerance of craziness..... I think we need a formula.

anyone see the "How I Met Your Mother" episode that Barney has the graph chart that shows Hotness vs. Craziness? I'll find it... hilarious...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zdGBL0PhJE

Now if you are female then you probably think to yourself…where do I rank on this scale? Well Barney also provides a very informative quiz you can take to determine your “Crazy” rating…
“1. You’re walking down the street and see Matt Damon. You:
a: Gawk from afar and let him pass unbothered.
b: Run up to him and beg to have his babies.
c: Stab him with a pen.
2. You’re driving on the freeway and someone cuts you off. You:
a: Take a deep breath, count to ten, and do a random act of kindness.
b: Hold down your horn and scream obscenities.
c: Stab him with his own broken windshield wiper.
3. You see a kitten stuck in a tree. You:
a: Call the fire department and wait for professional help.
b: Climb up and rescue it, then take it home to join the 125 other cats you currently care for.
c: Stab it with a tree branch.
4. You’re on a date with a fellow and it’s not going well. You:
a: Explain to him you’re just not compatible and offer to split the check.
b: Start a small fire in the ladies’ bathroom thus evacuating the restaurant and ending your date.
c: Finish your decadent five-course dinner, then stab him with a lobster claw.
5. Your boss makes a pass at you. You:
a: Report it to human resources.
b: Go for it, then blackmail him for the rest of his natural life.
c: Stab him with his tie.
6. The barista screws up your double skim, half café, no sugar added caramel macchiato. You:
a: Drink whatever she gives you, so as to not create a scene.
b: Throw the scalding hot beverage into the barista’s face.
c: Stab her with a coffee cup.
7. It’s Christmas, a time of giving, charity, and joy. One of the Salvation Army Santa’s won’t stop ringing the bell in front of your apartment. You:
a: Thank him for doing the Lord’s work and give generously.
b: Tar and feather him from your fifth floor balcony.
c: Stab him with his bell, then steal his bucket.
8. Your grandparents are in town visiting. You:
a: Happily show them around town taking extra special care of them.
b: Berate them for the measly 12 bucks they gave you on last year’s birthday.
c: Stab them with their dentures.
9. You find a wallet in the middle of the street. You:
a: Locate the wallet’s owner and return it as found.
b: Steal the person’s identity and live as them.
c: Locate the wallet’s owner and stab them with their license.
10. Your boyfriend proposes. You:
a: Tearfully admit that you’re already married but not opposed to polygamy.
b: You say, “Honestly, we’ve had a lot of great times together but I just don’t see a future between us” thus breaking his heart… then you pick up the pieces of said broken heart, and stab him with it.
c: Say, “Yes, yes, a million times yes!”
To find your “Crazy” rating, give yourself 0 points for every A response, 1 point for every B, and 2 points for every C. Take that total and divide by two. You now have your crazy number.
Now, using your self-assigned hot number, find your position on the Stinson Hot/ Crazy scale. Remember, you want to find yourself located on the hot side, not the crazy side. If the results are not to your liking, please adjust your appearance or personality accordingly. ”

[cybsball20]

Originally Posted by zimman18

The hotness factor does play a role in the tolerance of craziness..... I think we need a formula.

There is no formula, it's a sliding scale...

[ISUFan22]

Originally Posted by zimman18

The hotness factor does play a role in the tolerance of craziness..... I think we need a formula.

True that.

And, it seems the hotter the crazier with some of 'em.

[flander1649]

Originally Posted by zimman18

The hotness factor does play a role in the tolerance of craziness..... I think we need a formula.

There is a episode of How I met your Mother where Neil Patrick Harris talks about the Crazy/hotness scale.

http://ever-great-waseem.blogspot.co...azy-scale.html