Friday confession

[superdorf]

I drilled right through a PEX water line in our basement Sunday when working on the electrical.

The question is did the Mrs already know this.

[ISUFan22]

Oh yeah, she was working at Victoria Secret I called her when it happened, hoping she'd be able to pick up what I needed.

I even got her to help me fix it. :)

[wartknight]

I should be making sales calls but I just got paid and I'm going to Hooters for lunch and golfing in the afternoon.

Several years ago, I sold for a telecommunications firm in WDM. Friday, the boss took the sales staff to Hooters(all "boys" recently graduated from college), and if any of us got a waitress to come back to the office with us, we could leave early. My wife reminded me to take off my wedding ring, and I mistakingly said that some girls like a married man

[superdorf]

Several years ago, I sold for a telecommunications firm in WDM. Friday, the boss took the sales staff to Hooters(all "boys" recently graduated from college), and if any of us got a waitress to come back to the office with us, we could leave early. My wife reminded me to take off my wedding ring, and I mistakingly said that some girls like a married man

Did it work? Did anyone go home early?

[wartknight]

Did it work? Did anyone go home early?

On more than one occassion did some guys get phone #'s and give out directions to the office, but no one ever came back

[Cybone]

Oh yeah, she was working at Victoria Secret I called her when it happened, hoping she'd be able to pick up what I needed.

I even got her to help me fix it. :)

I am confused...is what you needed her to get at Victoria's Secret or was there another stop involved?

[ISUFan22]

I am confused...is what you needed her to get at Victoria's Secret or was there another stop involved?

I guess we could have tried to patch it up with one of them there thongs...

[Cy Heavy]

I plan to "work remotely" /watch the cubs game from the Bait Shop this afternoon to toast bike to work week.

[jdoggivjc]

I set up a hack at work that takes the rounding errors from accounting and deposits them into a personal bank account. I figure if I ever get caught the worst that will happen to me is I find myself in some minimum-security resort where they allow conjugal visits...

[superdorf]

I set up a hack at work that takes the rounding errors from accounting and deposits them into a personal bank account. I figure if I ever get caught the worst that will happen to me is I find myself in some minimum-security resort where they allow conjugal visits...

Conjugal visits? Mmmm. Not that I know of. Y'know, minimum-security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is: kick someone's *** the first day, or become someone's *****. Then everything will be all right. W-Why do you ask, anyway?

[cloneu]

Once I watch half of that Britney Spears movie Crossroads..... By myself.

Yesterday I watched her all of her scenes from her first appearance on "How I met your Mother". I thought she was funny too.

Today I was in a meeting (a meeting that I am in charge of running), while others were talking I was bored by them and came onto CF and read peoples comments about New Kids on the Block.

[Drizzle]

I just pooped in the refrigerator and ate a whole wheel of cheese..

[wartknight]

I just pooped in the refrigerator and ate a whole wheel of cheese..

Good thing you did that before you ate the cheese. It would have been very tough to do afterward.

[rworkman83]

I just pooped in the refrigerator and ate a whole wheel of cheese..

That is just disturbing...

[Wesley]

What a waste of a good Friday afternoon.