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Old 06-03-2008, 03:41 PM   #1
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City lawyer busted for allegedly stealing Sausage McMuffins - Latest news | Bakersfield.com - Kern County news, events, shopping & search
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Old 06-03-2008, 03:47 PM   #2
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Cheapskate, it almost worked for a free breakfast, although four is quite a few to chuck down.

My good buddy from a long while back in Wisconsin ran a Goodyear Store and he said the slowest billpayers were always the lawyers. They kept the money as long as possible to accrue interest.

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Re: CA Lawyer Arrested for Stealing McMuffins

lawyers name was Micheal Richards.... funny.

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lawyers name was Micheal Richards.... funny.

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Does he know the muffin man?

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Re: CA Lawyer Arrested for Stealing McMuffins

Wanted for questioning:

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Re: CA Lawyer Arrested for Stealing McMuffins

or only wanted muffin tops?

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Nothing like losing an $89k per year job over $6.44.

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Next time he should have went to BK.

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Old 06-03-2008, 04:09 PM   #11
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Ed Rooney: I don't trust this kid any further than I can throw him.
Grace: Well, with your bad knee Ed, you shouldn't throw anybody... Its true.

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Ed Rooney: I don't trust this kid any further than I can throw him.
Grace: Well, with your bad knee Ed, you shouldn't throw anybody... Its true.
Ed Rooney: What is so dangerous about a character like Ferris Bueller is he gives good kids bad ideas.
Grace: Mmm-hmm.
Ed Rooney: Last thing I need at this point in my career is fifteen hundred Ferris Bueller disciples running around these halls. He jeopardizes my ability to effectivley govern this student body.
Grace: Well, makes you look like an *** is what he does, Ed.
Ed Rooney: Thank you Grace - I think you're wrong.
Grace: Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.
Ed Rooney: That's why I have to catch him this time - to show these kids that the example he leads is a first class ticket to NOWHERE!!!
Grace: Oh, Ed! You sounded like Dirty Harry just then.
Ed Rooney: Really?
Grace: Uh huh!
Ed Rooney: (makes weird grimacing faces) Thanks, Grace...

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