Where do you even start with a story like that and where the heck was he storing the cell phone if he was naked. I've been drunk, but I don't think I could ever get that drunk.
Why can't they keep these rescues away from the media. In the event that I would ever find myself in a situation something like this, the last think I would want is for it to become a national news story.
That is nasty!
I don't even know how this is possible.
So many questions, yet I don't think I want any of the answers. Hopefully at some point he looked around and thought "So this is my life...".
Shoulda just left him in there.
Give him a break guys, I am sure he feels like crap from the whole experience.:biglaugh:
Did they really have to cut him out? Didn't anyone have a really big plunger handy?
Chuck Norris can flush a porta-potty.
Yuck yuck yuck. That's just discusting!