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1100011CS · 06-20-2008, 10:52 AM

Or married and looking

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superdorf · 06-20-2008, 10:57 AM

Originally Posted by bostinelosd

Hey, wonder if it works on my wife.

Hmm... Interesting thought.

jbhtexas · 06-20-2008, 11:06 AM

A low maintenance girlfriend??? On which planet?

CyGuy33 · 06-20-2008, 11:08 AM

SO far all of the links I have tried to look at today are block by my employeer. No Good!

rworkman83 · 06-20-2008, 11:24 AM

Originally Posted by CyGuy33

SO far all of the links I have tried to look at today are block by my employeer. No Good!

Sounds like someone needs a different employer

TykeClone · 06-20-2008, 09:24 PM

Originally Posted by 1100011CS

Or married and looking

You misspelled "contingency planning"

Phaedrus · 06-21-2008, 02:22 AM

How to satisfy a woman:

1. Be looking for a wife/helpmeet/life-mate.

2. Be picky. If only her anatomy interests you, stay away from her.

3. Court her until you marry. After you marry, court her HARDER.

4. Pick up your @#$% socks, fer godsakes!!!!

5. Learn how to cook a few of her favorite dishes. And clean up after yourself, as you go, so you don't make a huge mess doing it.

6. At the end of a long hard day at work, do something around the house, and fail to take credit for it.

7. When being intimate, try to vary your approach/the way you do things, if just a little bit. While you're at it, give her backrubs even when you don't want sex. It helps attune you to her body, which pays off on the intimacy thing.

8. Learn to listen. To her.

9. She has issues with hormones that you, as a male, have no concept about. Your job is to "weather the storm" and to learn to realize she doesn't mean the crazies. Unless you didn't do a real good job of being picky, initially, and then she really IS crazy. Be patient. Learn to tell the difference between "I hate you because my hormones have taken control of my body" and "I hate you because you're being a jerk." React accordingly.

10. Learn to commit. Completely. To her.

JHudd · 06-21-2008, 02:39 AM

Originally Posted by Phaedrus

How to satisfy a woman:

1. Be looking for a wife/helpmeet/life-mate.

2. Be picky. If only her anatomy interests you, stay away from her.

3. Court her until you marry. After you marry, court her HARDER.

4. Pick up your @#$% socks, fer godsakes!!!!

5. Learn how to cook a few of her favorite dishes. And clean up after yourself, as you go, so you don't make a huge mess doing it.

6. At the end of a long hard day at work, do something around the house, and fail to take credit for it.

7. When being intimate, try to vary your approach/the way you do things, if just a little bit. While you're at it, give her backrubs even when you don't want sex. It helps attune you to her body, which pays off on the intimacy thing.

8. Learn to listen. To her.

9. She has issues with hormones that you, as a male, have no concept about. Your job is to "weather the storm" and to learn to realize she doesn't mean the crazies. Unless you didn't do a real good job of being picky, initially, and then she really IS crazy. Be patient. Learn to tell the difference between "I hate you because my hormones have taken control of my body" and "I hate you because you're being a jerk." React accordingly.

10. Learn to commit. Completely. To her.

Unfortunately I can't give you any rep for this. It makes me smile every Friday when we get our nice safety brief where they tell us "if you are married, stay married". I waited as long as I did and courted for 7 long years just to do my best to make sure I that I minimized most future problems with my wife and I.

ketchupnmustard · 06-21-2008, 09:41 AM

Originally Posted by Phaedrus

How to satisfy a woman:

1. Be looking for a wife/helpmeet/life-mate.

2. Be picky. If only her anatomy interests you, stay away from her.

3. Court her until you marry. After you marry, court her HARDER.

4. Pick up your @#$% socks, fer godsakes!!!!

5. Learn how to cook a few of her favorite dishes. And clean up after yourself, as you go, so you don't make a huge mess doing it.

6. At the end of a long hard day at work, do something around the house, and fail to take credit for it.

7. When being intimate, try to vary your approach/the way you do things, if just a little bit. While you're at it, give her backrubs even when you don't want sex. It helps attune you to her body, which pays off on the intimacy thing.

8. Learn to listen. To her.

9. She has issues with hormones that you, as a male, have no concept about. Your job is to "weather the storm" and to learn to realize she doesn't mean the crazies. Unless you didn't do a real good job of being picky, initially, and then she really IS crazy. Be patient. Learn to tell the difference between "I hate you because my hormones have taken control of my body" and "I hate you because you're being a jerk." React accordingly.

10. Learn to commit. Completely. To her.

"Hey, I'm just trying to get into Heaven. I'm not running for Jesus or anything."

madcityCY · 06-21-2008, 09:53 AM

What are Women Girls?

ISUKyro · 06-21-2008, 10:13 AM

Originally Posted by madcityCY

What are Women Girls?

Jailbait?

balken · 06-21-2008, 10:13 AM

Originally Posted by Phaedrus

How to satisfy a woman:

1. Be looking for a wife/helpmeet/life-mate.

2. Be picky. If only her anatomy interests you, stay away from her.

3. Court her until you marry. After you marry, court her HARDER.

4. Pick up your @#$% socks, fer godsakes!!!!

5. Learn how to cook a few of her favorite dishes. And clean up after yourself, as you go, so you don't make a huge mess doing it.

6. At the end of a long hard day at work, do something around the house, and fail to take credit for it.

7. When being intimate, try to vary your approach/the way you do things, if just a little bit. While you're at it, give her backrubs even when you don't want sex. It helps attune you to her body, which pays off on the intimacy thing.

8. Learn to listen. To her.

9. She has issues with hormones that you, as a male, have no concept about. Your job is to "weather the storm" and to learn to realize she doesn't mean the crazies. Unless you didn't do a real good job of being picky, initially, and then she really IS crazy. Be patient. Learn to tell the difference between "I hate you because my hormones have taken control of my body" and "I hate you because you're being a jerk." React accordingly.

10. Learn to commit. Completely. To her.

You, sir, have stepped over the line. How dare you suggest people follow a moral and just path in life. How can we be expected to show such high standards and respect for our mate?

BTW, is it okay to just do the "fail to take credit" part of #6, or do you actually need to do the "do something around the house" part as well?

cyclonefan101 · 06-21-2008, 10:16 AM

i like how a recent article is how to undo a womans bra with one hand

cyclonekj · 06-21-2008, 11:49 AM

Originally Posted by cyclonefan101

i like how a recent article is how to undo a womans bra with one hand

On a good day, I can undo one with no hands.

acody · 06-21-2008, 12:29 PM

Originally Posted by Phaedrus

How to satisfy a woman:

1. Be looking for a wife/helpmeet/life-mate.

2. Be picky. If only her anatomy interests you, stay away from her.

3. Court her until you marry. After you marry, court her HARDER.

4. Pick up your @#$% socks, fer godsakes!!!!

5. Learn how to cook a few of her favorite dishes. And clean up after yourself, as you go, so you don't make a huge mess doing it.

6. At the end of a long hard day at work, do something around the house, and fail to take credit for it.

7. When being intimate, try to vary your approach/the way you do things, if just a little bit. While you're at it, give her backrubs even when you don't want sex. It helps attune you to her body, which pays off on the intimacy thing.

8. Learn to listen. To her.

9. She has issues with hormones that you, as a male, have no concept about. Your job is to "weather the storm" and to learn to realize she doesn't mean the crazies. Unless you didn't do a real good job of being picky, initially, and then she really IS crazy. Be patient. Learn to tell the difference between "I hate you because my hormones have taken control of my body" and "I hate you because you're being a jerk." React accordingly.

10. Learn to commit. Completely. To her.

That's a good list. After being married twice and now in the second one for over 15 years, believe me, I've been down the wrong road on this subject. But I've learned over many years of selfishness that there is a better path to follow. You need to stop letting what your spouse does or doesn't do bother you and start changing yourself. Forget about what she does. You are not going to change her until you change. Conditional love is a road to disaster. I know, I've been there. You know what your spouse wants and needs in the love category. Most likely she has bitched about it often. Here is a more fundamental method from Dr. Gary Chapman. This works as long as you are committed to change and are interested in not being selfish. Selfishness is the root of most marriage issues. Your spouse needs to feel loved. Go to his website and figure it out or just do one or two of the following consistently:
1) Talk and listen to your spouse with some real conversation. Not while the game is on either.
2) Touch your spouse often in a non-sexual way. That would be stuff like holding hands when taking a walk or driving.
3) Give your spouse compliments. Anything from appearance to work to household stuff.
4) Buy things for your spouse. Amount does not matter.
5) Do things for your spouse. Simple things like washing her car mean you love her to her.
6) Find a picture of your wife when you were dating. Find a picture of you and your wife when you were dating. Why were things so good back then? Because you were doing 1,2,3,4 and 5 with effort and she felt loved. Keep those pictures with you at work and in your vehicle as a reminder to get this right. It's a lot more enjoyable! Good luck.