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This came up in the smoking law thread, but I think it would make a great thread of it's own.
If you could pass a law purely to avoid things that annoy you, what would it be?
Mine would be, no one over age 70 should drive in the left hand lane.
Anyone else?
No giant, rattling subwoofers in cars.
I know, I know, I'm getting old and grumpy.
If you use your cell phone in a movie theater and it's a better one than the cell phone I have: I get to keep it, and you get kicked out of the theater
Slow walkers deserve to be donkey punched. right there and then!
Fan's whose team loses a football game can not in the parking lot immediately afterward insist they still have the better team. Penalties would be doubled if the team sported black and gold and in the instance of it being an away game tripled.
Kids.......................
People that drive slow in the left lane
Harleys with pipes
No mini Vans.. Anywhere.
Semis (trucks) must stay in the right lane.
It never fails... I'm coming up on a semi so I switch to pass him, and what does he/she do, cuts me off at the last second because they might have to use their brake!
I would like a law that would allow me to have a taser and pull over anyone who does not know how to drive. Instead of a speeding ticket you get zapped, by me of course.
dmclone can no longer use that avatar, instead he must use one from the same scene that is an animated .gif file :yes:
Harleys Harleys Harleys, those things have to be the most annoying things on the planet. Does it make you feel more manley to be louder than anyone else? Does it boost your ego to wake up little kids?
Obnoxiously loud kids at the movie theater need to go. If I ever need to know the latest gossip from SE Polk high school, all I need to do is go to a movie (any movie) at the Copper Creek theaters.
I'm officially old now.
Can I just get rid of all politicians?