Dodgeball

**ISUFan22** · 09-09-2008, 09:38 AM

Playing in a game of dodgeball over lunch with our IT department later this week. Boss likely to be on the opposing team.

What do ya do?

**cyrevkah** · 09-09-2008, 09:39 AM

Are you using nerf balls or something that will actually hurt?

**jbhtexas** · 09-09-2008, 09:40 AM

Originally Posted by ISUFan22

Playing in a game of dodgeball over lunch with our IT department later this week. Boss likely to be on the opposing team.

What do ya do?

Aim for the groin and throw the ball as hard as you can. Why should the boss get special treatment???

**RyCy04** · 09-09-2008, 09:40 AM

I play on a league. The season starts next month. It is a blast, but the entire side of your body that is your throwing arm will hurt the day after if you play hard. If I were you I would pelt your boss. Let him know that 3% raise was BS.

**dustinal** · 09-09-2008, 09:42 AM

Originally Posted by ISUFan22

Playing in a game of dodgeball over lunch with our IT department later this week. Boss likely to be on the opposing team.

What do ya do?

Tell me how I can get hired wherever it is that you work.

**DaddyMac** · 09-09-2008, 09:43 AM

The word "facial" comes to mind.

**keepngoal** · 09-09-2008, 09:44 AM

Is he a hawk fan?

-keep

**Cymaster** · 09-09-2008, 09:44 AM

Originally Posted by jbhtexas

Aim for the groin and throw the ball as hard as you can. Why should the boss get special treatment???

"I don't care if he is evil, you don't give a man a shot in the pills. It's
just not cricket, baby."

The face, however, is fair game

**CyGuy33** · 09-09-2008, 09:45 AM

Drill him in the face, point and laugh

**sloaner** · 09-09-2008, 09:46 AM

Originally Posted by ISUFan22

Playing in a game of dodgeball over lunch with our IT department later this week. Boss likely to be on the opposing team.

What do ya do?

Spalding (or whoever makes the balls) tattoo on his forehead.

Although I am sure that jumbopackage would aim for my junk.

**ISUFan22** · 09-09-2008, 09:46 AM

Originally Posted by jbhtexas

Aim for the groin and throw the ball as hard as you can. Why should the boss get special treatment???

Originally Posted by CyGuy33

Drill him in the face, point and laugh

So what you're saying is, make sure to have my stuff boxed up before the game starts?

**CyGuy33** · 09-09-2008, 09:55 AM

Originally Posted by ISUFan22

So what you're saying is, make sure to have my stuff boxed up before the game starts?

Yep, I mean if the guy is going to get into the game and then get upset if he gets drilled, you don't want to work for him.

**Juggercy** · 09-09-2008, 09:55 AM

Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, and Dodge.

**jbhtexas** · 09-09-2008, 09:55 AM

Originally Posted by ISUFan22

So what you're saying is, make sure to have my stuff boxed up before the game starts?

No, no, no...if your boss is vindictive like that, you take a ball in each hand, drill the boss when he isn't looking, quickly move the other ball to your throwing hand, and then when he looks in the direction where the ball came from, you point at the colleague you like dislike the most who is not holding a ball.

**ISUFan22** · 09-09-2008, 09:57 AM

Originally Posted by jbhtexas

No, no, no...if your boss is vindictive like that, you take a ball in each hand, drill the boss when he isn't looking, quickly move the other ball to your throwing hand, and then when he looks in the directin where the ball came from, you point at the colleague you like dislike the most who has is not holding a ball.

Got it, will practice this using wrenches and a Hawk co-worker predicting a 20 point win Saturday.