Back in about 1993 or so I had my underage girlfriend with me at a bar in a small town. A fairly rough bar in a small town.
Of course, she had to send me up to the bar to buy her drinks because she didn't want to get carded. SO, what does she want me to get her? A ******* Zima.
So I walk up to the bar and order the damn thing right next to a line of bikers with long beards and leather on.
I got all kinds of nice comments as I walked away with that sorry excuse for a beverage.
How are high school kids going to get their girlfriends drunk enough to be able to touch all the bases now?
As long as there are the Bacardi and Smirnoff "girlie" drinks, there will always be a way - and if that fails, margaritas and daiquiris do the trick as well...
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As long as there are the Bacardi and Smirnoff "girlie" drinks, there will always be a way - and if that fails, margaritas and daiquiris do the trick as well...
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