Caution! Zombies Ahead!

**cycloneworld** · 02-05-2009, 12:14 PM

Pranks involving electronic road signs stir worry - Yahoo! News

Now this is funny.

The latest breach came Tuesday during the morning rush hour near Collinsville, Ill., where hackers changed a sign along southbound Interstate 255 to read, "DAILY LANE CLOSURES DUE TO ZOMBIES."
A day earlier in Indiana's Hamilton County, the electronic message on a board in Carmel's construction zone warned drivers of "RAPTORS AHEAD — CAUTION."
And signs in Austin, Texas, recently flashed: "NAZI ZOMBIES! RUN!!!" and "ZOMBIES IN AREA! RUN."

Glad to see that Illinois officials figured it out:

"We understood it was a hoax, but at the same time those boards are there for a reason," said Joe Gasaway, an Illinois Department of Transportation supervisory field engineer. "We don't want (drivers) being distracted by a funny sign."

**SeattleClone** · 02-05-2009, 12:18 PM

Apparently it's becoming an epidemic.

**Bubbahotep** · 02-05-2009, 12:22 PM

Sounds like the zombies were moving north, now west. If we don't stop the problem now, we are all done for!

**jdoggivjc** · 02-05-2009, 12:27 PM

Just let me give my pals a call...

**Cyclones_R_GR8** · 02-05-2009, 12:29 PM

Originally Posted by Bubbahotep

Sounds like the zombies were moving north, now west. If we don't stop the problem now, we are all done for!

Hopefully the raptors will take care of the zombies for us, but what if we end up having to fend off zombie raptors? That would be scary.

**alarson** · 02-05-2009, 12:32 PM

One can not be prepared enough for the zombie epidemic. I'm gonna go kill 53,595.

**Bubbahotep** · 02-05-2009, 12:34 PM

Originally Posted by Cyclones_R_GR8

Hopefully the raptors will take care of the zombies for us, but what if we end up having to fend off zombie raptors? That would be scary.

If it comes to that, we will just have to call these guys

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**NobodyBeatsCy** · 02-05-2009, 12:40 PM

"We understood it was a hoax, but at the same time those boards are there for a reason," said Joe Gasaway, an Illinois Department of Transportation supervisory field engineer. "We don't want (drivers) being distracted by a funny sign."

Apparently, Joe Gasaway is a part of the vast conspiracy denying the existence of zombies. Yeah it'd pretty freaking funny when you got one gnawing on your frontal lobe! From Illinois, no less - where they just got rid of you-know-who - need I say more?!?!