Anti-Valentines Day

**cyrevkah** · 02-14-2009, 01:31 PM

Originally Posted by Rogue52

Well, let's see...

My fiancee who I had been with for 6 years and getting married to in May officially left me at the beginning of January. This past Wednesday she informed me that she is pregnant with the guy she cheated on me with and just for good measure told me that she's more sure about him than she ever was about me.

So yeah, screw Valentine's Day.

I'm sorry. She's nasty....

**MrGreg** · 02-14-2009, 01:32 PM

Originally Posted by Stumpy

I'd still let him buy you a beer, nothing wrong with double-fisting!

That's what she said. Ahhh, I couldn't help myself.

I also dislike the commercialization of this (and every other) holiday, it really gets to me. Although my wife got me Lego Batman, so I'm okay with that

**ZJohnson** · 02-14-2009, 01:32 PM

The only thing I hate more than this day is "monthly anniversary" dinners and all that b.s. We should make this national, let's get ____up and watch the Clones win day!

**cycopath25** · 02-14-2009, 01:35 PM

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**CyCrazy** · 02-14-2009, 01:45 PM

Originally Posted by Rogue52

Already in Ames with a beer in hand bud.

I hope its a can of Natty Light from a dirty thirty!!

Oh ya v-day blows I dont get my wifey anything and she has just grown used to it !

**cstrunk** · 02-14-2009, 01:47 PM

Originally Posted by cycopath25

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LOL - Happy S.A.D.!

My girlfriend (now ex-gf, dated for over 3 years) left me over winter break for my roommate who graduated this past semester and moved out.

Now where did I set my beer....

**erikbj** · 02-14-2009, 01:51 PM

Originally Posted by Rogue52

Well, let's see...

My fiancee who I had been with for 6 years and getting married to in May officially left me at the beginning of January. This past Wednesday she informed me that she is pregnant with the guy she cheated on me with and just for good measure told me that she's more sure about him than she ever was about me.

So yeah, screw Valentine's Day.

you will be a lot happier down the road, that this happened now and not after the wedding.

**price26** · 02-14-2009, 01:55 PM

Originally Posted by cstrunk

LOL - Happy S.A.D.!

My girlfriend (now ex-gf, dated for over 3 years) left me over winter break for my roommate who graduated this past semester and moved out.

Now where did I set my beer....

Just think of all the money your saving/have for beer now though!

**cstrunk** · 02-14-2009, 02:01 PM

Originally Posted by price26

Just think of all the money your saving/have for beer now though!

Outstanding point!

**scyclonekid** · 02-14-2009, 02:02 PM

Ah Valentines Day............What a dumb holiday and if you do not get your lady anything some really hold it over your head for a made up holiday aka hallmark holiday. The only thing sweeter today would be a Cyclone victory!!!

**cycopath25** · 02-14-2009, 03:14 PM

Originally Posted by cstrunk

LOL - Happy S.A.D.!

My girlfriend (now ex-gf, dated for over 3 years) left me over winter break for my roommate who graduated this past semester and moved out.

Now where did I set my beer....

That is crappy . . .

**CyForPresident** · 02-14-2009, 03:55 PM

This is the greatest Valentines Day ever. I woke up at noon after a night of drinking, bar hoping, and chasing hoes. MaxPower and I decided to clear out the house and loaded up the truck with $100 worth of old beer cans that have accumulated since last August. On the way to the Ames redemption center, one of the bags of cans flew out the back of truck. We decided that it was a sacrifice to the beer gods and left it in the middle of lincoln way. We got over to the redemption center, which of course was closed, so Hy-Vee was a good substitute. We made a huge mess at Hy-Vee. We had an entire shopping cart full of crushed cans that those machines wouldn't take. These cans were the second sacrifice to the beer gods. The beer cans were the nastiest **** you've ever seen. One bag even had an open full beer, which spilled everywhere. We ended up getting $50 for all the cans, which means free food, free smokes, and free beer. On the way back to our house, we decided to check in on the bag that flew out of the truck. Someone wasn't paying attention and hit it with their car. Cans are everywhere. Just imagining that scenario of cans exploding everwhere still has me laughing.

Tonight we're gonna do a case race and enjoy the greatest valentines day ever.

To the poor Hy-Vee employee that runs the redemption center: I'm sorry for the mess, we are horrible people.

**MaxPower57** · 02-14-2009, 06:06 PM

Originally Posted by CyForPresident

This is the greatest Valentines Day ever. I woke up at noon after a night of drinking, bar hoping, and chasing hoes. MaxPower and I decided to clear out the house and loaded up the truck with $100 worth of old beer cans that have accumulated since last August. On the way to the Ames redemption center, one of the bags of cans flew out the back of truck. We decided that it was a sacrifice to the beer gods and left it in the middle of lincoln way. We got over to the redemption center, which of course was closed, so Hy-Vee was a good substitute. We made a huge mess at Hy-Vee. We had an entire shopping cart full of crushed cans that those machines wouldn't take. These cans were the second sacrifice to the beer gods. The beer cans were the nastiest **** you've ever seen. One bag even had an open full beer, which spilled everywhere. We ended up getting $50 for all the cans, which means free food, free smokes, and free beer. On the way back to our house, we decided to check in on the bag that flew out of the truck. Someone wasn't paying attention and hit it with their car. Cans are everywhere. Just imagining that scenario of cans exploding everwhere still has me laughing.

Tonight we're gonna do a case race and enjoy the greatest valentines day ever.

To the poor Hy-Vee employee that runs the redemption center: I'm sorry for the mess, we are horrible people.

BEST VALENTINES DAY EVAAAAAAA!

**brianhos** · 02-14-2009, 06:28 PM

Good valentines day here... Took the wife car shopping, and then she took me to Hickory Park. Hopefully she has other things in store for me as well.

**ketchupnmustard** · 02-14-2009, 06:29 PM

Originally Posted by cstrunk

LOL - Happy S.A.D.!

My girlfriend (now ex-gf, dated for over 3 years) left me over winter break for my roommate who graduated this past semester and moved out.

Now where did I set my beer....

A good time to listen to some Type O Negative.

Perhaps the song "Unsuccessfully Coping with the Natural Beauty of Infidelity."