Are violent video games adequately preparing children for the apocalypse?

**Cyclonepride** · 02-28-2009, 11:45 PM

http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...urce=a-section

Can't get it to embed.......pretty funny

**Phaedrus** · 03-01-2009, 08:01 AM

You know. Sometimes I lie awake at night, thinking that same thing. If we ever have and apocalypse, especially the zombie kind, we might need something seriously trained zombie killers/apocalyptic kids who are overweight, lack attention spans and are out of shape.

We'll have to eat something, after all.

**Cyclonepride** · 03-01-2009, 08:06 AM

I was thinking we would sit them in a bunker with some controllers, big tv's and some remote controlled weaponry. Not to mention a ton of Mountain Dew and candy bars. I personally would not want to walk into their field of view.

**ISUKyro** · 03-01-2009, 08:23 AM

Just put a few guns on turrets and hookem up to a 360 controller or mouse - I'll kill everything in site with one shot for the next 3 days without getting board.

**nj829** · 03-01-2009, 08:28 AM

I plan on having a flaming chainsaw for protection should the day come. gonna be awesome!

**Juggercy** · 03-01-2009, 12:49 PM

I know after playing metal gear solid 4 i'm prepared.

**IcSyU** · 03-01-2009, 01:11 PM

Halo has me very prepared for this

**Phaedrus** · 03-01-2009, 01:35 PM

Originally Posted by Cyclonepride

I was thinking we would sit them in a bunker with some controllers, big tv's and some remote controlled weaponry. Not to mention a ton of Mountain Dew and candy bars. I personally would not want to walk into their field of view.

And Hot Pockets. Don't forget the Hot Pockets....