lets hear 'em
lets hear 'em
Is Mr. Wall there? or Mrs. Wall?
Mine would not be appropriate for this site
Actually here is a joke . . . .
Auburn Tigers hire Gene Chizik - ESPN
If there is no Walls there, then how is your ceiling up.
Look down your pants
What is purple and has wings?
Grapes with wings.
What is green and has wheels?
grass, i lied about the wheels.
two fish are in a tank, one looks at the other and says, "d'ya know how ta drive this thing?"
Why are manhole covers round?
cuz manholes are round.
Ask me if i have a banana in my ear...
..do you have a banana in your ear?
sorry, i couldnt hear you. i had a banana in my ear.
just a random sampling of some of my finest. i have the sense of humor of a 7 year old.
why was helen keller a bad driver?
because she was a woman.
Q:Did you hear about the corduroy pillows?
A:They're making headlines.
My wife and i were in Los Angeles a couple of weeks ago and we were nearing the end of our trip. My wife and I were pretty disappointed that we hadn't seen any celebrities.
Anyways, we stopped at a gas station to get a couple of sodas and snacks. I looked out the window, and was pretty sure I saw Ron Jeremy putting gas into his car. I called my wife over, and she said, "Are you sure that's him?" I wasn't sure until he was almost done filling up his car and he pulled out the nozzle and sprayed down the entire car. "Yep, that's him."
dirty joke: white horse fell in a mud puddle
clean joke: white horse took a bath
Rihanna: one of Chris Brown's Greatest Hits.
terrible i know lol