jokes

**gocy444** · 03-03-2009, 09:28 PM

lets hear 'em

**Longhorns3131** · 03-03-2009, 09:34 PM

Is Mr. Wall there? or Mrs. Wall?

**cycopath25** · 03-03-2009, 09:35 PM

Mine would not be appropriate for this site

**LeSchmick** · 03-03-2009, 09:36 PM

Women's rights.

**cycopath25** · 03-03-2009, 09:36 PM

Actually here is a joke . . . .

Auburn Tigers hire Gene Chizik - ESPN

**Longhorns3131** · 03-03-2009, 09:41 PM

If there is no Walls there, then how is your ceiling up.

**Longhorns3131** · 03-03-2009, 09:42 PM

I think the joke is on ISU for hiring Chizik in the first place.

Originally Posted by cycopath25

Actually here is a joke . . . .

Auburn Tigers hire Gene Chizik - ESPN

**Dave19642006** · 03-03-2009, 10:05 PM

Look down your pants

**SeattleClone** · 03-03-2009, 10:08 PM

Originally Posted by cycopath25

Actually here is a joke . . . .

Auburn Tigers hire Gene Chizik - ESPN

**illinoiscyclone** · 03-03-2009, 10:16 PM

What is purple and has wings?

Grapes with wings.

What is green and has wheels?

grass, i lied about the wheels.

two fish are in a tank, one looks at the other and says, "d'ya know how ta drive this thing?"

Why are manhole covers round?

cuz manholes are round.

Ask me if i have a banana in my ear...

..do you have a banana in your ear?

sorry, i couldnt hear you. i had a banana in my ear.

just a random sampling of some of my finest. i have the sense of humor of a 7 year old.

**CyDude16** · 03-03-2009, 10:20 PM

why was helen keller a bad driver?

because she was a woman.

**Cyclone62** · 03-03-2009, 10:22 PM

Q:Did you hear about the corduroy pillows?

A:They're making headlines.

**cyco2000** · 03-03-2009, 10:25 PM

My wife and i were in Los Angeles a couple of weeks ago and we were nearing the end of our trip. My wife and I were pretty disappointed that we hadn't seen any celebrities.

Anyways, we stopped at a gas station to get a couple of sodas and snacks. I looked out the window, and was pretty sure I saw Ron Jeremy putting gas into his car. I called my wife over, and she said, "Are you sure that's him?" I wasn't sure until he was almost done filling up his car and he pulled out the nozzle and sprayed down the entire car. "Yep, that's him."