Happy Birthday big fella. The toughest hombre in the world turns 69 today.
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Happy Birthday big fella. The toughest hombre in the world turns 69 today.
he's actually 96. he round-housed kicked the two numbers and they got mixed up
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
He's 69? I thought he was younger than that...
Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
Yahoo! Buzz Log - Happy Birthday, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter. - funniness.
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Originally Posted by Torks Pub
Bruce Lee kicked his hairy ***. :th_cool:
who's still breathing? I'd say we have a winner.Quote:
Originally Posted by Palmer
[quotewho's still breathing? I'd say we have a winner. ][/quote]
Right on.
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Originally Posted by clones_jer
Chuck's missing chest hair disagrees with you.
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbIwQMBeC2c]YouTube - Bruce Lee vs Chuck Norris in Rome - Way of the dragon[/ame]
whoa ... I'm an "addict" now - I thought it would never happen. 5,000 posts and not one meaningful one in the lot. who knew?