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  1. 03-10-2009, 07:26 PM #1
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    Chuck Norris

    Happy Birthday big fella. The toughest hombre in the world turns 69 today.
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    Re: Chuck Norris

    he's actually 96. he round-housed kicked the two numbers and they got mixed up
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    Re: Chuck Norris

    James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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    Re: Chuck Norris

    He's 69? I thought he was younger than that...
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    Re: Chuck Norris

    Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
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    Re: Chuck Norris

    Yahoo! Buzz Log - Happy Birthday, Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter. - funniness.
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    Re: Chuck Norris

    Quote Originally Posted by Torks Pub View Post
    Happy Birthday big fella. The toughest hombre in the world turns 69 today.

    Bruce Lee kicked his hairy ***.
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    Re: Chuck Norris

    Quote Originally Posted by Palmer View Post
    Bruce Lee kicked his hairy ***.
    who's still breathing? I'd say we have a winner.
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    Re: Chuck Norris

    [quotewho's still breathing? I'd say we have a winner. ][/quote]

    Right on.
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    Re: Chuck Norris

    Quote Originally Posted by clones_jer View Post
    who's still breathing? I'd say we have a winner.

    Chuck's missing chest hair disagrees with you.

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbIwQMBeC2c]YouTube - Bruce Lee vs Chuck Norris in Rome - Way of the dragon[/ame]
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    Re: Chuck Norris

    whoa ... I'm an "addict" now - I thought it would never happen. 5,000 posts and not one meaningful one in the lot. who knew?
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