I know nothing about Twitter, but I know this is awesome

**GeronimusClone** · 03-13-2009, 03:26 PM

Twitter / cwalken
Highlights
"I saw two pigeons who were about to fight over a french fry. I don't know. Maybe they weren't going to fight but there was tension there."
"I was invited out to Applebee's last night because I seem like the type of person who would go to an Applebee's. Now I know that about me."
“Malkovich is doing the Saturday Night show this week. Keep an eye on him. He's not a menace or anything like that. But he takes stuff.”
"I'm not as prone to depression this time of year as some. But then I had that dream about Nicolas Cage and his hair. Now I'm considering it."

**josh777** · 03-13-2009, 03:30 PM

Alright, I'll set myself up...is that really Christopher Walken posting on Twitter?

**LeSchmick** · 03-13-2009, 03:31 PM

Not funny.

**Angie** · 03-13-2009, 03:31 PM

Originally Posted by josh777

Alright, I'll set myself up...is that really Christopher Walken posting on Twitter?

Even if not, that's awesome.

**HOTDON** · 03-13-2009, 03:32 PM

Can't be. There would be a lot more pauses.

Originally Posted by GeronimusClone

Twitter / cwalken
Highlights
"I saw two pigeons .....who were about to fight over ........a french fry. I don't know. Maybe they weren't going to fight ...........but there was tension there."
"I was invited out to Applebee's last night .........because I seem like the type of person who would go to an Applebee's. .......Now I know that about me."
“Malkovich is doing the Saturday Night show this week. ......Keep an eye on him......... He's not a menace or anything like that. But he takes stuff.”
"I'm not as prone to depression this time of year as some.......... But then I had that dream .........about Nicolas Cage ......and ...........his hair. Now I'm considering it."

**GeronimusClone** · 03-13-2009, 03:34 PM

Originally Posted by LeSchmick

Not funny.

It's OK. You may grow into a sense of humor some day.

**isuchicago** · 03-13-2009, 03:34 PM

funny stuff, but I don't get twitter.. someone else was talking about it.. what the hell is it?

**GeronimusClone** · 03-13-2009, 03:34 PM

Originally Posted by HOTDON

Can't be. There would be a lot more pauses.

The best part about it, when I read it, I do it in Walken voice over in my head.

**isunorth** · 03-13-2009, 03:36 PM

Originally Posted by GeronimusClone

The best part about it, when I read it, I do it in Walken voice over in my head.

I'm doing the exact same thing

**CTAClone** · 03-13-2009, 03:37 PM

I liked this one a lot.

I would like to see someone land a train in the Hudson.

**GeronimusClone** · 03-13-2009, 03:37 PM

Originally Posted by LeSchmick

Not funny.

What I don't understand is how people with no sense of humor can be ISU fans. How do you survive the seasons?

**SeattleClone** · 03-13-2009, 03:39 PM

Originally Posted by GeronimusClone

What I don't understand is how people with no sense of humor can be ISU fans. How do you survive the seasons?

Peeing in other people's cheerios probably helps them get through the day.

**LeSchmick** · 03-13-2009, 03:41 PM

Originally Posted by GeronimusClone

What I don't understand is how people with no sense of humor can be ISU fans. How do you survive the seasons?

Wow you are easy to rile up. I got you you to quote me twice. But seriously, i didn't even smile when i read that. If you're going to use the word awesome in the title, next time make sure you follow through on it.