Bathroom Stall Writings

**bos** · 04-01-2009, 04:47 PM

The Writings on the Stall

Some are crude, but funny nonetheless.

You are at a 45 degree angle.

Don't eat the white mint.

The thing is, this kind of humor makes me laugh.

**Al_4_State** · 04-01-2009, 04:49 PM

Best one I've ever seen is on the wall at Mickey's... It says "Mike V. is an Iowa Hawkeye"

**BigBake** · 04-01-2009, 04:49 PM

What kills me at 3 Bag in Clive is the number of people that actually have a black Sharpie on them to be able to write on the walls.

**tim_redd** · 04-01-2009, 04:51 PM

"Don't throw toothpicks in the urinals. The crabs have learned to pole vault."

**danrog** · 04-01-2009, 04:53 PM

Always thought this would be funny to walk and see

**Erik4Cy** · 04-01-2009, 04:57 PM

There's a real estate agent here in cedar falls named Sherry Padovich (sp?) and on the men's bathroom wall at Suds on the hill it says "Sherry Padovich is a god damn whore" so we all pretty much will say that line in everyday life outta nowhere.

**Al_4_State** · 04-01-2009, 05:09 PM

I've seen the name of a girl I "knew" my freshman year on a bar bathroom wall. Let's just say the author of that scrawling had the same impression of her that I got...

**nickwc** · 04-01-2009, 05:12 PM

one of my favs i believe is either at cys or paddy's...newly 21. anyway it says "no matter how hot she is someone somewhere thinks she is a *****

**nfrine** · 04-01-2009, 05:18 PM

No lie...at DFW airport 10 years ago:

"Here I sit with cheeks a'flexing, giving birth to another Texan".

Haven't been able to forget it since.

**sodakjoe** · 04-01-2009, 05:20 PM

On the wall at Es Tas:

"No matter how hot she is, somebody, somewhere, is sick of the *****."

**Al_4_State** · 04-01-2009, 05:21 PM

Originally Posted by sodakjoe

On the wall at Es Tas:

"No matter how hot she is, somebody, somewhere, is sick of the *****."

Saw that last time I was there. Truer words are rarely spoken...

**illinoiscyclone** · 04-01-2009, 05:24 PM

"here I sit, brokenhearted. tried to ****, but only farted"

"here I sit, same as ever. took a dump, pulled the lever. toliet clogged, water flowed. look out world.... its the mother load."

**mtowncyclone** · 04-01-2009, 05:24 PM

saw one at my school sayin the principal sucks ___ _____ lets leave it at that

**illinoiscyclone** · 04-01-2009, 05:27 PM

also hilarious, at parks library one of the stalls on the first floor says "glory hole" and it points to a tiny screw hole where the handicap handle used to be attached.

**dmclone** · 04-01-2009, 07:27 PM

I was driving through Nebraska at I stopped at what have may been the most disgusting bathroom ever but I came out laughing. On the condom machine someone had scratched out the name "French Tickler" and replaced it with "Freedom Tickler". This was right after 9/11 and was pretty funny.