Re: Well, I'm in the dog house with my wife.
and just to be fair...
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them.
What did God say when he created Adam? I can do better than this.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A widow.
Husband: Want a quickie? Wife: As opposed to what?
What do you call an intelligent man in America? A tourist.