Stuck at work

[Stewo]

I have to Google and figure out who that is.

Noob.

[IcSyU]

As far as IcSyU goes, I picture Dustin Diamond when he was in Saved By the Bell--the College Years.

If I had curly hair, I MIGHT be able to pull that off

[CycloneErik]

If I had curly hair, I MIGHT be able to pull that off

No might about it

[dosry5]

If I had curly hair, I MIGHT be able to pull that off

I can't believe that nobody has posted the obvious about me--that I probably look a lot like Brad Pitt....only wittier.

[cycopath25]

School dismisses in 6 days, but I took the last 3 off.

[IcSyU]

I expect dosry5 to keep this thread on the right track in my absence.

Boy is he doing a ****-poor job.

[djcubby]

I can't believe that nobody has posted the obvious about me--that I probably look a lot like Brad Pitt....only wittier.

How does someone look witty??

[CylentButDeadly]

This thread needs a John Belushi Animal House speech.

[cmoneyr]

This thread needs a John Belushi Animal House speech.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydsle_QBZi8]YouTube - Simpsons - Animal House[/ame]

[CylentButDeadly]

YouTube - Simpsons - Animal House

That was the worst production quality I've ever seen.

[cyhiphopp]

Not only have I been to the strip club numerous times, but I've also been kicked out of one. You know your life has hit an all time low when you've been deemed unworthy to be at a strip club.

I have been to a few clubs in my day. Not for a long time. The worst was a dive in Boise that myself and a few other people from the Marching Band went to the night before the Humanitarian Bowl. Sawtooth Mountain I think it was. It was pretty bad.

A friend of mine used to go to the Lumber Yard almost every night for a semester. He blew so much cash there. Then he graduated and wished he had all that money back. He had a crush on one of the girls there, her name was "Isis". She took pity on him because he was a 25 year old virgin. I still give him crap for blowing so much cash.

[IcSyU]

Lumber Yard. He blew so much cash there.

The irony of this statement.

[Angie]

I have been to a few clubs in my day. Not for a long time. The worst was a dive in Boise that myself and a few other people from the Marching Band went to the night before the Humanitarian Bowl. Sawtooth Mountain I think it was. It was pretty bad.

A friend of mine used to go to the Lumber Yard almost every night for a semester. He blew so much cash there. Then he graduated and wished he had all that money back. He had a crush on one of the girls there, her name was "Isis". She took pity on him because he was a 25 year old virgin. I still give him crap for blowing so much cash.

We have a friend who was obsessed with Isis, too - he encountered her when the guys all went down for a bachelor party. Our company had a program called "Isis" for a while, and the big thing that we promoted was that "Isis was bidirectional" - many liberties were taken with this happy coincidence.

[Cycloin]

I have been to a few clubs in my day. Not for a long time. The worst was a dive in Boise that myself and a few other people from the Marching Band went to the night before the Humanitarian Bowl. Sawtooth Mountain I think it was. It was pretty bad.

A friend of mine used to go to the Lumber Yard almost every night for a semester. He blew so much cash there. Then he graduated and wished he had all that money back. He had a crush on one of the girls there, her name was "Isis". She took pity on him because he was a 25 year old virgin. I still give him crap for blowing so much cash.

Does he look like this:

[cyhiphopp]

Does he look like this:

Nope unfortunately my buddy started going bald at about 22 and now just shaves the whole thing. He did just get married last weekend, so he shouldn't be a virgin anymore. I think his wife was his first real girlfriend and first time as well.