Office annoyances

**GeronimusClone** · 05-27-2009, 09:49 AM

Originally Posted by SeattleClone

Ah buddy, sorry, please to excuse my typing error. I meant to say that I will accesorize the account immediately to achieve credit of US$325. Thank you for being Visa.

I offer you my warmest gratitudes for the offerings of good will.

**Weez4Cy** · 05-27-2009, 09:51 AM

Originally Posted by Cloned4Life

What makes it worse is at our office our stalls are extremely small, so when side-deucing occurs, your feet are practically touching the other man's feet.

Sen. Craig is that you???

**JP4CY** · 05-27-2009, 09:56 AM

I hate it when its Christmas time and we all share gifts and I get some crappy card that says a donation was made in my name to the Human Fund.

**Arkansas** · 05-27-2009, 10:05 AM

Originally Posted by dmclone

If I hear one more person clipping their nails I'm going to puke. This is right after I left the bathroom where I could hear blackberry keys being pressed while someone was on the stool. People are sick.

Before I even opened this thread the first thing that came to mind was someone clipping finger nails.

Another would be the sound of flip flops...not all are bad, I'm just thinking of one person in particular here in the office. You can hear her coming from a mile away.

**GeronimusClone** · 05-27-2009, 10:08 AM

Originally Posted by johnpkelly81

I hate it when its Christmas time and we all share gifts and I get some crappy card that says a donation was made in my name to the Human Fund.

And Festivus for the rest of us.

**clones26** · 05-27-2009, 10:31 AM

Originally Posted by dosry5

Crocs. People who wear Crocs to an office environment should basically be hit in the head with a hammer.

Thats everyday life...not just at work

**Cyclonic** · 05-27-2009, 10:33 AM

I have an administrative assistant that is guilty of many of my defined office infractions. Two of which are the following:

1. I walk in the front door, and before I can even get my coat off, she is rushing to me all of these "problems" that apparently can't wait until I walk 10 more feet to my office, sit down, and check my messages. And then...

2. She verbally relays messages that she has already taken the time to write down in full on my message pad, that is placed squarely on my desk. I can read, people.

**jdoggivjc** · 05-27-2009, 10:53 AM

Let's see, the big one in our office is the guy who just has to use half a roll of toilet paper in order to completely clear out his sinuses, then throws that wad in the toilet and flushes it. Clogs the toilet, flooding it and the rest of the bathroom. Hey - ever think of putting that ball of toilet paper in the trash instead of assuming it'll flush and causing the bathroom to be shut down (and smell like ***) for hours on end?

Oh yeah, the one from the other day - someone decided to leave a steaming pile on the floor in one of the stalls. If that wasn't bad enough, PEOPLE DECIDED IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO CONTINUE USING THE STALL!!! So not only did someone think it was a good idea to leave a turd on the floor, but other people thought it was a good idea to step in it and walk around the office with crap on their shoes!

Seriously, it makes me wonder - do people honestly treat their own bathrooms at home like they treat the ones at work? Is it too much to ask to use a little bit of common courtesy?

**IcSyU** · 05-27-2009, 10:57 AM

Originally Posted by jdoggivjc

Is it too much to ask to use a little bit of common courtesy?

This is an easy question to answer, yes.

**mj4cy** · 05-27-2009, 10:58 AM

Guy who talks to you while you're peeing.
Guy who knows you're into the bathroom, goes in to drop deuce, makes the most godawful sounds, doesn't give a courtesy flush, and then grunts.

**Clonefan94** · 05-27-2009, 11:00 AM

Originally Posted by jdoggivjc

Oh yeah, the one from the other day - someone decided to leave a steaming pile on the floor in one of the stalls. If that wasn't bad enough, PEOPLE DECIDED IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO CONTINUE USING THE STALL!!! So not only did someone think it was a good idea to leave a turd on the floor, but other people thought it was a good idea to step in it and walk around the office with crap on their shoes!

Seriously, it makes me wonder - do people honestly treat their own bathrooms at home like they treat the ones at work? Is it too much to ask to use a little bit of common courtesy?

OMG, where do you work? A Mental institution?

**zach** · 05-27-2009, 11:04 AM

I gotta go with the going to the B-room, flushing and walking right out without washing your hands. I'd bet 50-60% of men don't wash their hands. I bet that really turns on the girls!

Z

**dosry5** · 05-27-2009, 11:06 AM

Originally Posted by zach

I gotta go with the going to the B-room, flushing and walking right out without washing your hands. I'd bet 50-60% of men don't wash their hands. I bet that really turns on the girls!

Z

I guess my pee-pee is cleaner than yours.....

**Cycloin** · 05-27-2009, 11:07 AM

Originally Posted by jdoggivjc

Let's see, the big one in our office is the guy who just has to use half a roll of toilet paper in order to completely clear out his sinuses, then throws that wad in the toilet and flushes it. Clogs the toilet, flooding it and the rest of the bathroom. Hey - ever think of putting that ball of toilet paper in the trash instead of assuming it'll flush and causing the bathroom to be shut down (and smell like ***) for hours on end?

Oh yeah, the one from the other day - someone decided to leave a steaming pile on the floor in one of the stalls. If that wasn't bad enough, PEOPLE DECIDED IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO CONTINUE USING THE STALL!!! So not only did someone think it was a good idea to leave a turd on the floor, but other people thought it was a good idea to step in it and walk around the office with crap on their shoes!

Seriously, it makes me wonder - do people honestly treat their own bathrooms at home like they treat the ones at work? Is it too much to ask to use a little bit of common courtesy?

So how is business at the Iowa 80 Truckstop?