when someone walks by and hears your conversation with someone else, and they give their opinion. just keep walking. if I wanted your opinion, I would have asked you.
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when someone walks by and hears your conversation with someone else, and they give their opinion. just keep walking. if I wanted your opinion, I would have asked you.
I can probably set you up. I think his nights are pretty open... :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by GeronimusClone
I love the smelly smoker people who all have to crowd on the elevator with me after one of their 28 smoke breaks in the ashtray spent blowing smoke all over themselves. I get off the elevator with black lung and I smell like a pack a day smoker.
1. Lazy Coffee Pot Guy - person who leave less than 1/2 a cup of coffee in the coffee pot. I mean seriously....it takes all of 30 seconds to refill the damn thing.
2. The Storyteller - person who walks around to each person individually and tells the exact same story, word for word forgetting that the office is full of cubicles and everyone heard his story the first time.
God I love that smell.Quote:
Originally Posted by dosry5
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Originally Posted by cycloneworld
"You kill the joe you make some mo."
The VP of my department is always trying to motivate and inspire people. He's good at neither.
We have a small office and small men's room. I hate it when a guy is in there dropping one, then when he's done, almost closes the door behind him without the fan on. Yes, it smells bad but open the door, turn on the fan, let it air out, spray some febreeze...
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Originally Posted by Angie
In Big P's defense, that just sounds efficient.
I don't know. I smell febreeze covered turds daily in my awesome cubicle that is located right on top of the bathroom. Sometimes the fresh **** smell is better.Quote:
Originally Posted by johnpkelly81
I was kind of wondering why jealous Angela would make fun of a guy who works so hard to save company time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cycloin
We also have buzzkill guy. Dude hasn't laughed or told a joke in ages. Rarely is encouraging and I'm convinced the movie Drag Me to Hell is a documentary about his life.
We are in an office building with other businesses that share a common bathroom. We have one idiot that picks his nose and wipes the boogers on the wall in front of urinal. There's been some gems on there lately.Quote:
Originally Posted by khess83
Another guy must be so stupid paranoid in the bathroom that he puts layers of TP on the toilet before he sits down and then leaves it. Then he washes his hands and takes a towel and uses it to open the bathroom door and drops it on the floor. Since I don't pee or crap all over myself while going to the bathroom and since I take a shower every day and since you get just as many damn germs off the sink handle shutting off the sink after you wash your hands, I am that guy who walks out after whizzing just to find that ******* and send him over the edge.
Idiot germophobes.....
Pen Suckers! People that love to suck on their pens, then pick mine up, only to bring it back about 10 minutes later. I know they sucked on it at least once or twice, now I get it back, YEAH!
Nice job on the name retention!!!! :notworthy: I guess it is... I just make sure to never touch his keyboard, since he doesn't wash on his way out from that transaction (you can hear pretty much everything that happens in our bathrooms).Quote:
Originally Posted by Cycloin