Bret Michaels Owned

**Mr Janny** · 06-08-2009, 10:27 AM

Anyone else see this yet? I find it hilarious.

YouTube - Bret Michaels from Poison Gets Dropped By Stage Back Drop At 2009 Tony Awards

Huh, i guess there WAS a reason to watch the Tony awards. i just lost a bet.

**Angie** · 06-08-2009, 10:31 AM

Couldn't have happened to a better person.

**GeronimusClone** · 06-08-2009, 10:31 AM

That. Was. Awesome.

**cmoneyr** · 06-08-2009, 10:32 AM

That was pretty awesome. I have to ask though, why was Poison playing at the Tony awards?

**Angie** · 06-08-2009, 10:33 AM

Originally Posted by cmoneyr

That was pretty awesome. I have to ask though, why was Poison playing at the Tony awards?

I was wondering the same thing. One of these things is not like the others.

**keepngoal** · 06-08-2009, 10:33 AM

was the back drop razor sharp?

**Mr Janny** · 06-08-2009, 10:34 AM

Originally Posted by cmoneyr

That was pretty awesome. I have to ask though, why was Poison playing at the Tony awards?

I think that Rum Tum Tugger was the inspiration for their debut album.

**cmoneyr** · 06-08-2009, 10:34 AM

Funny how his bandmates were quick to jump back onto the stage and he was too busy soaking in the applause, hilarious.

**HOTDON** · 06-08-2009, 10:36 AM

Comedy gold. I can't think of a better way to end a poorly lipsynched performance that was completely out of place. It was the perfect storm on stage.

**GeronimusClone** · 06-08-2009, 10:36 AM

Originally Posted by cmoneyr

Funny how his bandmates were quick to jump back onto the stage and he was too busy soaking in the applause, hilarious.

Time for another face lift.

**bos** · 06-08-2009, 10:37 AM

He will sue.

**cmoneyr** · 06-08-2009, 10:37 AM

Originally Posted by bostinelosd

He will sue.

That stage prop better have a damn good lawyer.

**cmoneyr** · 06-08-2009, 10:39 AM

Originally Posted by GeronimusClone

Time for another face lift.

You stop spreading lies. His beauty is all natural. Next thing you'll probably be spouting off about how he's losing all his hair and wears bandanas and cowboy hats to hide the hair plug transplants, for shame GeronimusClone, for shame.

**AIT** · 06-08-2009, 10:39 AM

Originally Posted by cmoneyr

That was pretty awesome. I have to ask though, why was Poison playing at the Tony awards?

Rock of Ages Broadway | Featuring the music of Journey, Whitesnake, Styx, Night Ranger, Starring Constantine Maroulis | Brooks Atkinson Theatre

One of the nominated musicals recycles a bunch of hair band music, including some Poison. I assume Poison was playing one of their songs in the musical (probably Nothin' but a Good Time, which I briefly saw while trying to watch the weather last night). I swear the only reason I know this is because my wife saw the musical a little while ago.

**Angie** · 06-08-2009, 10:40 AM

Originally Posted by bostinelosd

He will sue.

Yeah, he can only get money from chasing skanks on VH1 for so long. That well has to be drying up soon - it can't last too much longer, with as quickly as his hairline is receding.

(Please note - I'm not making fun of balding men. I'm making fun of balding men who insist on keeping long hair, but think that a bandana and a cowboy hat hide it.)