Zombies invade Fort Worth

**jbhtexas** · 07-14-2009, 01:01 PM

Last Saturday, my Sweetie and I went to see Little Shop of Horrors at Bass Hall in Fort Worth. After intermission, a Fort Worth dance troup did a reinactment of the Thriller video that they had been working on. It was pretty good. Right at the start of intermission, the zombies started wandering into the performance hall, and scared the bajeebees out of a few folks. It was pretty hilalrious. The zombies were also intermingling with the crowd out in the lobby during intermission, which was pretty funny too, as some of the more upper-class patrons were rather uncomfortable interacting with zombies.

The production of Little Shop of Horrors was pretty good too, but nobody is ever going to top Steve Martin's rendition of Dentist...

A Thriller Night at Bass Performance Hall | NBC Dallas-Fort Worth

**Phaedrus** · 07-14-2009, 10:33 PM

See? I told you zombies were going to take over the world. So who's laughing now about my assault rifle, shotgun, chainsaw and nubile young hotties with amazing tear away clothing collection now?

**jdoggivjc** · 07-15-2009, 08:02 AM

Originally Posted by Phaedrus

See? I told you zombies were going to take over the world. So who's laughing now about my assault rifle, shotgun, chainsaw and nubile young hotties with amazing tear away clothing collection now?

Who needs all that combat gear? I'm perfectly content with my cricket bat (and my wife with her field hockey stick).

**Wesley** · 07-15-2009, 08:06 AM

Zombies do make good battlefield warriors as they offer field fodder.

Lucky you did not have werewolves at the Little Shop showing.

**jdoggivjc** · 07-15-2009, 08:28 AM

Originally Posted by Wesley

Zombies do make good battlefield warriors as they offer field fodder.

I shall commence my Necromancer training post-haste...

Originally Posted by Wesley

Lucky you did not have werewolves at the Little Shop showing.

I fear no werewolves - I've got Selene to protect me...

**egami** · 07-15-2009, 08:31 AM

**CylentButDeadly** · 07-15-2009, 08:42 AM

Originally Posted by Phaedrus

See? I told you zombies were going to take over the world. So who's laughing now about my assault rifle, shotgun, chainsaw and nubile young hotties with amazing tear away clothing collection now?

The best defense against zombies is actually a blunt object like a bat or something (unless of course you have a flame thrower). You don't want to make too much noise when killing them because that will only attract more.

**jdoggivjc** · 07-15-2009, 09:00 AM

Originally Posted by CylentButDeadly

The best defense against zombies is actually a blunt object like a bat or something (unless of course you have a flame thrower). You don't want to make too much noise when killing them because that will only attract more.

Not only that, but you need head shots. Now, while I'm not one to question Phaedrus' skills with a sniper rifle, considering the speed at which they move it might be just as easy to run up to them, slap them upside the head with my cricket bat, then retreat.

**Cyclonepride** · 07-15-2009, 09:05 AM

I have a full collection of record albums to throw at them.

**superdorf** · 07-15-2009, 09:11 AM

What does it take to get these zombie threads off of the front page? I thought this was CycloneFanatic, not ZombieFanatic.

**jbhtexas** · 07-15-2009, 09:22 AM

Originally Posted by superdorf

What does it take to get these zombie threads off of the front page? I thought this was CycloneFanatic, not ZombieFanatic.

It takes not posting in said thread...which you kind of botched up...

**superdorf** · 07-15-2009, 09:30 AM

Oh darn. It does? I don't understand. Can't we move all zombie threads to an opt in forum?

**alarson** · 07-15-2009, 09:31 AM

Originally Posted by CylentButDeadly

The best defense against zombies is actually a blunt object like a bat or something (unless of course you have a flame thrower). You don't want to make too much noise when killing them because that will only attract more.

False. The moans from said zombies would attract more zombies. Amateurs.

**aeroclone** · 07-15-2009, 09:33 AM

Originally Posted by egami

Just out of curiosity, back when these zombie road signs popped up, wasn't one of them in the Dallas Fort Worth area? Coincidence? I think not.

**jdoggivjc** · 07-15-2009, 10:10 AM

Originally Posted by alarson83

False. The moans from said zombies would attract more zombies. Amateurs.

Since zombies are moaning all the time anyway and are brain dead I'm pretty sure they won't be able to tell the difference between a regular moan and a pain moan. Plus, they have such slow reaction time that before they have it figured out you're out of there. Geez, haven't you watched any zombie movies before?