Cats will eat you

**cyflier** · 09-22-2009, 09:09 AM

Last week, I got the email below from my brother. I knew there was a reason I didnt like cats.

I learned something pretty interesting in my forensic crime scene class today. If you die alone in your house and there is no other food supply, your cat will start to eat you after about an hour. However, your dog will starve for at least two weeks ...before he starts to eat you.

**bos** · 09-22-2009, 09:12 AM

Oh so the dog takes two weeks off and he gets a pass from you? All animals will do what it takes to survive. Hell, people eat people if thats what it takes. Its sick, but it happens.

**DJK15** · 09-22-2009, 09:12 AM

Further evidence that cats are smarter than dogs.

**CycloneYoda** · 09-22-2009, 09:13 AM

Originally Posted by bostinelosd

Oh so the dog takes two weeks off and he gets a pass from you? All animals will do what it takes to survive. Hell, people eat people if thats what it takes. Its sick, but it happens.

Mmmmmm.....Captain Cook tastes sooooooo good.

**DaddyMac** · 09-22-2009, 09:14 AM

And my wife wonders why I hate it and freak when her cat crawls over me when I'm asleeep....

It's walking up to the buffet.

**JP4CY** · 09-22-2009, 09:14 AM

What, no humans eating cat jokes in Chinese food yet?

**Cyclonesrule91** · 09-22-2009, 09:17 AM

Originally Posted by DJK15

Further evidence that cats are smarter than dogs.

Exactly, at least cats are smart enough to eat fresh meat instead of 2 week old rotten crap.

**bos** · 09-22-2009, 09:17 AM

Originally Posted by Cyclonesrule91

Exactly, at least cats are smart enough to eat fresh meat instead of 2 week old rotten crap.

Are you saying when I die, I will turn to crap?

**isucyfan** · 09-22-2009, 09:18 AM

Originally Posted by bostinelosd

Are you saying when I die, I will turn to crap?

Bos, IMO, you're already there.

**bos** · 09-22-2009, 09:19 AM

Originally Posted by isucyfan

Bos, IMO, you're already there.

I would have a rebuttal, but that was good enough to be commended.

**CRCy17** · 09-22-2009, 09:19 AM

Originally Posted by Cyclonesrule91

Exactly, at least cats are smart enough to eat fresh meat instead of 2 week old rotten crap.

The dogs are just letting it age like a fine wine

**greatshu** · 09-22-2009, 09:20 AM

Did you see the Hoarders couple weeks ago about this lady who had 50+ cats in her house? They talked about how cat will eat other dead cats. What a delicious treats.

**Cyclonesrule91** · 09-22-2009, 09:25 AM

Originally Posted by bostinelosd

Are you saying when I die, I will turn to crap?

Yes, either cat crap right away, or dog crap after two weeks but in that case you will also be fly crap unless you die in the woods then you will be all sorts of animal crap and whatever doesn't turn to animal crap will turn into plant material crap.........

**bos** · 09-22-2009, 09:27 AM

Originally Posted by Cyclonesrule91

Yes, either cat crap right away, or dog crap after two weeks but in that case you will also be fly crap unless you die in the woods then you will be all sorts of animal crap and whatever doesn't turn to animal crap will turn into plant material crap.........

That doesnt sound fun. Im not going to die.

**JP4CY** · 09-22-2009, 09:28 AM

Originally Posted by CRCy17

The dogs are just letting it age like a fine wine

Wine+cats goes together better:

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