Worst Christmas Gift

**ianoconnor** · 12-28-2009, 08:47 AM

Originally Posted by brianhos

As opposed to wooden spoons for beating?

Dual-purpose

**cyismydog** · 12-28-2009, 08:48 AM

Originally Posted by bostinelosd

=) Maybe if you did, he would stop buying it.

Wait, who died and made you a moderator? Since when are the inmates allowed to run the asylum?

**bos** · 12-28-2009, 08:49 AM

Originally Posted by cyismydog

Wait, who died and made you a moderator? Since when are the inmates allowed to run the asylum?

Life lesson for you: Line the pockets of those in charge with cash or knock off someone they dont like.

**GeronimusClone** · 12-28-2009, 08:50 AM

Originally Posted by bostinelosd

Life lesson for you: Line the pockets of those in charge with cash.

or dog ****, you know, whatever's lying around

**djcubby** · 12-28-2009, 08:59 AM

My wife and I got 3 copies of Madagascar 2, but we actually made money on the deal. I know they were like $5 or less before Christmas, but we took them back to wal-mart and got $13 for each.

**Knownothing** · 12-28-2009, 09:00 AM

I get packets of cocoa every year in my stocking, even though I've expressed my dislike for cocoa on several occasions. I have 50 packets laying around my kitchen. I'm not sure why I don't throw them away, hoping to meet a woman who loves cocoa I guess.

Maybe you just need to stir it better. I will have a wooden spoon delivered.

**GeronimusClone** · 12-28-2009, 09:00 AM

Originally Posted by djcubby

My wife and I got 3 copies of Madagascar 2, but we actually made money on the deal. I know they were like $5 or less before Christmas, but we took them back to wal-mart and got $13 for each.

No receipt?

**Al_4_State** · 12-28-2009, 09:00 AM

Originally Posted by GeronimusClone

I got the Semi Pro and Don't Mess with the Zohan DVD two-set.

Senile grandparent?

**GeronimusClone** · 12-28-2009, 09:01 AM

Originally Posted by Knownothing

Maybe you just need to stir it better. I will have a wooden spoon delivered.

This could be the issue. I do like a hint of wood in my drinks.

**GeronimusClone** · 12-28-2009, 09:01 AM

Originally Posted by Al_4_State

Senile grandparent?

Cousin

**djcubby** · 12-28-2009, 09:03 AM

Originally Posted by GeronimusClone

No receipt?

Exactly. And they will take anything back. One copy had the Wal-mart sticker on it, and the others did not, but they still took them.

**yler4cy** · 12-28-2009, 09:04 AM

I tell my Mother every year to just give me money because the stuff she buys me I never use.

Well she topped that off last year with buying both my wife and I matching jean jackets. I felt bad, but asked for the receipt to take them back. The worst part is I found out she bought a matching jean jacket like ours.

**3TrueFans** · 12-28-2009, 09:04 AM

Originally Posted by GeronimusClone

This could be the issue. I do like a hint of wood in my drinks.

We know......we know.

**GeronimusClone** · 12-28-2009, 09:04 AM

Originally Posted by djcubby

Exactly. And they will take anything back. One copy had the Wal-mart sticker on it, and the others did not, but they still took them.

I know where Semi Pro and Zohan are going.

**GeronimusClone** · 12-28-2009, 09:06 AM

Originally Posted by yler4cy

I tell my Mother every year to just give me money because the stuff she buys me I never use.

Well she topped that off last year with buying both my wife and I matching jean jackets. I felt bad, but asked for the receipt to take them back. The worst part is I found out she bought a matching jean jacket like ours.

Now that's funny.
I had to tell my mom absolutely no clothes anymore.
So my brother bought me clothes that my mom picked out. Idiot.