Top 10 Things Men Do That Irritates Women.

Heh, heh, heh...I think I broke about 8 of the commandments:

10 Things Husbands Should Never Do - Love + Sex on Shine

1. Offer to "babysit" your own kids.

2. Imply that office work is harder than housework.

3. Give a home appliance as a gift.
Forgive us if we can't work it up for this one. A new washing machine? Really? Can we get you some new snow tires?

4. Buy us the "cougar" perfume.

5. Brag about your driving.

6. Be unimpressed by a meal that took a lot of time and trouble.

7. Buy clothes without trying them on.

8. Know it all, especially in public.

9. Say anything remotely critical about our new haircut.

10. Expect a medal for doing a little housework

1. Not putting the seat down on the toilet.

2. Breaking wind while she is spooning.

The opposite list is to long. It's a top 100. Things women do that men don't give a crap about and they try to tell us about.

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Originally Posted by iowa_wildcat

1. Not putting the seat down on the toilet.

2. Breaking wind while she is spooning.

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I seriously just spit my pop on my keyboard... thank you, but hilarious

Use the toilet while she is in the shower (in the same bathroom)

Don't ask me how I know.

Breathe.

Finish first.

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Originally Posted by Cydkar

Finish first.

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Ask for sex

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Originally Posted by Stewo

Breathe.

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beat me to it.

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Originally Posted by 4429 mcc

Ask for sex

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You ask?

baby - sit ... I'm sitting with the baby ... its the words, whats so bad about that?

I never try on clothes because I know what size I am and which brands fit me. The trick is I never go clothes shopping with my wife.

As for the breaking wind thing my wife was the first to do that when we started dating so its been fair game ever since.

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Originally Posted by iowa_wildcat

1. Not putting the seat down on the toilet.

2. Breaking wind while she is spooning.

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Looks like the mods are a little slow today. Funny as hell for me not for her.

...exist

I guess I should be in the dog house since I got her a dust buster for our anniversary and a steam vac for Christmas.