Vasectomy - Your #1 reason to stay home and watch the game

**CyForPresident** · 12-30-2009, 02:18 PM

Awesome. Simply Awesome.

**ISUAgronomist** · 12-30-2009, 02:19 PM

WTF? type of marketing is that. I'd prefer to just watch the game and not have a knife near my nuts.

**brianhos** · 12-30-2009, 02:39 PM

Originally Posted by isuaggie

WTF? type of marketing is that. I'd prefer to just watch the game and not have a knife near my nuts.

It can be done without knives.

**ddisu** · 12-30-2009, 02:44 PM

Originally Posted by brianhos

It can be done without knives.

I don't care how it's done. I am pretty sure if they use magic nut-be-gone fairies it is going to ruin watching the game.

**Cyclonepride** · 12-30-2009, 02:52 PM

More like my #1 reason to be scared of doctors. Eventually I will have to be a big boy about that, but today is not the day.

**Prone2Clone** · 12-30-2009, 03:05 PM

Originally Posted by ddisu

I don't care how it's done. I am pretty sure if they use magic nut-be-gone fairies it is going to ruin watching the game.

It's really not so bad...but even having a dude poking around down there had me levitating off the table.

**DaddyMac** · 12-30-2009, 03:07 PM

You guys are really ruining my day.....

**ddisu** · 12-30-2009, 03:16 PM

As Glenn Quagmire said: You take the venom from a King Cobra, what do you have? A belt, that's what you have.

This topic is no fun to joke about (unless it has happened to your buddy and not you).

**HandSanitizer** · 12-30-2009, 03:17 PM

I worked at The Iowa Clinic for several years and know the people in Marketing. They are really good people and I think its a pretty good pitch actually.
I had my vas done there and it literally took about 10 minutes and took about 2 days to recover. I still could walk around during those 2 days etc..Funny stuff.

**baller21** · 12-30-2009, 03:23 PM

Under 30 minutes, more than 99% effective and you're back at home watching the game.

umm...pass!

**Jack & Hilton** · 12-30-2009, 03:50 PM

That belongs on Hawkeyenation.com, not this website.

**Clonehomer** · 12-30-2009, 04:06 PM

I remember Doug Gottlieb talking about this one day on the radio. Apparently, there is an increase in the number of proceedures the Wednesday before the first round of the NCAA tournament.

**Cycofan1** · 12-30-2009, 04:06 PM

From season ending shame to back in the game -Gary Dolphin

**MNclone** · 12-30-2009, 04:33 PM

I just had mine done the Friday before all the Conference Championship games a couple weeks ago.

I would recommend finding a better excuse for sitting around for a weekend.

**Jeremy** · 12-30-2009, 04:43 PM

99% effective? So there are 1% that are sore bastards that get their nuts cut and no "benefit"?

Do they at least give you a consilation prize for being so "lucky"?