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    Re: The that have had a Vasectomy

    Quote Originally Posted by HawkFanISUalum View Post
    I don't notice a difference, except now there's no "i really hope she isn't knocked up" anxiety.

    Just be sure to keep providing "samples" to the doctor twice a year. My doc said that "it can find its way and reconnect" sometimes. Rare, but it happens.

    And definitely get the shot or IV drug if your doctor offers it. After about 10 seconds I thought I was a bluebird flying through wild meadows in the springtime. Wish I knew the name of the drug and where I could find some. :)
    My doctor only required two clear samples after. He has been doing the procedure for 30 years and never had a "reconnect". He tied the vas and cauterized, no swimmers getting by that roadblock. My EX wife, emphasis ex, took the nicer vehicle to work the day I got my done. Needless to say I drove myself in a crappy stick shift vehicle. Did not have any issues after the procedure but definitely milked it so I could sit around all weekend and do nothing but watch sports with plenty of beer being brought to me.
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    Re: The that have had a Vasectomy

    Quote Originally Posted by enisthemenace View Post
    Just had it done a month ago. It's ******* easy, and you don't need the valium...just the local anesthetic. The week after is a little wierd, but as mentioned...just put a bag of frozen peas on the boys and don't try to lift anything for a few days (even if you feel like you can). Stay off the feet for the first couple of days, and take it easy for about a week, and all's good.

    Oh...and no performance issues that I can tell (the wife may beg to differ, but she's been dealing with that for 6 years).

    A buddy of mine was so scared of this happening though, he tested the new equipment 2 days after the surgery. I wouldn't recommend this, but it worked for him.
    TAKE THE VALIUM! The local anesthetic didn't exactly impact all of "the procedure area" for me. Went fine for boy #1, when the doctor started on #2, he asked if i was ok, probably because my face had turned blue from lack of oxygen and pain. He might have said something after that but I don't remember... By the time I got home, I was fine, just a little discomfort for a few days.

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    Re: The that have had a Vasectomy

    It's really no big deal at all. Even if you feel better quickly, however, do not over-exert yourself. The people I know who did have problems were all guilty of this. Also, I'd have a urologist do it -- they see this stuff everyday. Don't let your family doc do it.

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    Re: The that have had a Vasectomy

    Quote Originally Posted by TruClone View Post
    My doctor only required two clear samples after. He has been doing the procedure for 30 years and never had a "reconnect". He tied the vas and cauterized, no swimmers getting by that roadblock. My EX wife, emphasis ex, took the nicer vehicle to work the day I got my done. Needless to say I drove myself in a crappy stick shift vehicle. Did not have any issues after the procedure but definitely milked it so I could sit around all weekend and do nothing but watch sports with plenty of beer being brought to me.
    From what I remember, your body can create a new "path" around the tied/cauterized area.

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    Re: The that have had a Vasectomy

    Quote Originally Posted by enisthemenace View Post
    Jand you don't need the valium...just the local anesthetic.
    I'm trying to imagine the Doctor coming at my neither regions with a huge hypodermic syringe.
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    Re: The that have had a Vasectomy

    Quote Originally Posted by 1100011CS View Post
    From what I remember, your body can create a new "path" around the tied/cauterized area.
    Not if the break between the path is an inch short (or more) of each other.
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    Re: The that have had a Vasectomy

    Quote Originally Posted by Go2Guy View Post
    I'm trying to imagine the Doctor coming at my neither regions with a huge hypodermic syringe.
    I'm cringing just reading this thread.
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    Re: The that have had a Vasectomy

    Quote Originally Posted by cycopath25 View Post
    I'm cringing just reading this thread.
    It's making me laugh. Seriously, you'll know why as soon as it's over. Piece of cake.

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    Re: The that have had a Vasectomy

    Go back for the follow-up. A friend became pregnant after her husband had it done and it almost cost her her marriage until it was proven to him that he was still shooting bullets.

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    Re: The that have had a Vasectomy

    Quote Originally Posted by BigCojones View Post
    Do you notice any difference during intercorse at all? Does it hurt during? Did you suddenly start becoming more emotional or take up scrapbooking or croshay?

    My wife says I need to get it done but I'm scared as hell. I will have to get a week worths of valium leading up to it.

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    Re: The that have had a Vasectomy

    My doctor kept talking non-stop to the nurse about his recent vacation to Spain. I wanted to sit up and tell him to pay attention to what he was doing!! But I figured it would not be a good timeto get mouthy with him.

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    Re: The that have had a Vasectomy

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    Re: The that have had a Vasectomy

    Quote Originally Posted by jtdoyle1 View Post
    Don't forget guys there is always abstinence.
    This comment makes no sense in this thread, with or without the jimlad. I'm fairly sure no guy would get a vasectomy without his wife nagging him to do so. If he has a wife then abstinence isn't a option.

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    Re: The that have had a Vasectomy

    Quote Originally Posted by jaretac View Post
    This comment makes no sense in this thread, with or without the jimlad. I'm fairly sure no guy would get a vasectomy without his wife nagging him to do so. If he has a wife then abstinence isn't a option.

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    Re: The that have had a Vasectomy

    Quote Originally Posted by drmwevr08 View Post
    You're not married are you?
    Touche!
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