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    Re: Bacon or sex?

    I’ll have the smiley face breakfast special. Uhh, but could you add a bacon nose? Plus bacon hair, bacon mustache, five o’clock shadow made of bacon bits and a bacon body.

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    Re: Bacon or sex?

    Have you guys seen some of the women in Canada? That stat doesn't surprising me as I would choose a pig over 43% of their women.
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    Re: Bacon or sex?

    Quote Originally Posted by yaman3 View Post
    Have you guys seen some of the women in Canada? That stat doesn't surprising me as I would choose a pig over 43% of their women.
    Do I get a coupon for the bacon? Good, discount bacon makes a great breakfast.
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    Re: Bacon or sex?

    You burn a lot of calories staying warm in Canada. Maybe food does rise to the top.
    Looking forward to CFH magic for the next bball season, Georges style.

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    Re: Bacon or sex?

    Quote Originally Posted by CycloneErik View Post
    Do I get a coupon for the bacon? Good, discount bacon makes a great breakfast.
    Evidently we don't talk about coupons, or at least Chris doesn't. I even brough tit up on the radio last week and somehow he dodged that. I didn't think he could do it on the radio, however, I underestimated his craftiness.
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    Re: Bacon or sex?

    Quote Originally Posted by yaman3 View Post
    Evidently we don't talk about coupons, or at least Chris doesn't. I even brough tit up on the radio last week and somehow he dodged that. I didn't think he could do it on the radio, however, I underestimated his craftiness.
    A worthy adversary, this coupon keeper
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    Re: Bacon or sex?

    Quote Originally Posted by yaman3 View Post
    Evidently we don't talk about coupons, or at least Chris doesn't. I even brough tit up on the radio last week and somehow he dodged that. I didn't think he could do it on the radio, however, I underestimated his craftiness.
    Do you get bleeped for that?
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    Re: Bacon or sex?

    Quote Originally Posted by 3TrueFans View Post
    Why choose? Some people get freaky with whipped cream or chocolate syrup, we use bacon.
    I use all three...

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    Re: Bacon or sex?

    Quote Originally Posted by VeloClone View Post
    Do you get bleeped for that?
    Whoops and no
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    Re: Bacon or sex?

    The obvious thing here would be to have sex with Kevin Bacon. Then they get both at the same time.
    Nobody but HB knows for sure. You pretty much know nothing....like Knownothing would like to say.
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    Re: Bacon or sex?

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nT9P8MMpsE]YouTube - Jim Gaffigan - Bacon[/ame]

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    Re: Bacon or sex?

    Quote Originally Posted by Knownothing View Post
    The obvious thing here would be to have sex with Kevin Bacon. Then they get both at the same time.
    That's your solution to everything though, so I'm skeptical.

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    Re: Bacon or sex?

    Quote Originally Posted by 3TrueFans View Post
    That's your solution to everything though, so I'm skeptical.

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