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    Bacon or sex?

    Asked to choose between bacon and sex, 43 per cent of Canadians would choose...bacon!

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    Re: Bacon or sex?

    That is why they are canadians.
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    Re: Bacon or sex?

    What kind of bacon are we talking here?


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    Re: Bacon or sex?

    43% of Canadians think their S.O. is lousy in the sack?

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    Re: Bacon or sex?

    Quote Originally Posted by Wesley View Post
    That is why they are canadians.
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    Re: Bacon or sex?

    "And I'm Pround to be an American"....... everybody sing in

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    Re: Bacon or sex?

    im guessing the girlfriend or wife are then pretty ugly...

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    Re: Bacon or sex?

    Quote Originally Posted by BryceC View Post
    What kind of bacon are we talking here?
    Canadian bacon of course.

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    Re: Bacon or sex?

    43% will never have option #2.
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    Re: Bacon or sex?

    There must be some real "pigs" in Canada.

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    Re: Bacon or sex?

    C'mon people. Bacon AND sex. Set the tray of bacon on her back, and throw her a piece when she gets hungry.

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    Re: Bacon or sex?

    Why choose? Some people get freaky with whipped cream or chocolate syrup, we use bacon.

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    Re: Bacon or sex?

    Maybe they were worried the bacon wouldn't be there anymore after the sex.

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    Re: Bacon or sex?

    Maybe they had all just watched that Simpsons, where the guy picks Sheila, because she likes making bacon on the beach?
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    Re: Bacon or sex?

    That's why I **** pigs. Don't have to make these decisions.
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