That Guy

**bringmagicback** · 02-22-2010, 12:26 PM

Originally Posted by MB4CY

People who hold up the line in a parking lot waiting 2 or 3 minutes for someone to pull out just so they can park 25 feet closer to the door.

Worse -- the lazy *** who borrows a handicap hang tab just so they can park right by the door.

My biggest would be FAT People w/ Handicap Tags. I don't care if you can barely walk due to being fat you shouldn't get one. If your disease or handicap is caused from being fat you shouldnt get one. Im tired of going to a mall ect and seeing 50 handicap spots, it's redic. Our country is so fat that we need special places for them to park and then have electric carts so they dont have to walk their fatness around where they are going.

That and outa county plates driving 2mph in a parking garage. Just go to 5th floor and park.

**GeronimusClone** · 02-22-2010, 12:28 PM

Originally Posted by bringmagicback

My biggest would be FAT People w/ Handicap Tags. I don't care if you can barely walk due to being fat you shouldn't get one. If your disease or handicap is caused from being fat you shouldnt get one. Im tired of going to a mall ect and seeing 50 handicap spots, it's redic. Our country is so fat that we need special places for them to park and then have electric carts so they dont have to walk their fatness around where they are going.

That and outa county plates driving 2mph in a parking garage. Just go to 5th floor and park.

You can kiss my fat ***.

**Steve** · 02-22-2010, 12:28 PM

Originally Posted by MB4CY

People who hold up the line in a parking lot waiting 2 or 3 minutes for someone to pull out just so they can park 25 feet closer to the door.

Worse -- the lazy *** who borrows a handicap hang tab just so they can park right by the door.

Even worse are the people who think that the red painted fire lane by the front door is a reserved parking spot just for them.

**GeronimusClone** · 02-22-2010, 12:29 PM

Originally Posted by Steve

Even worse are the people who think that the red painted fire lane by the front door is a reserved parking spot just for them.

I hate "4-way flashers make illegal parking legal" people.

**Clone5** · 02-22-2010, 12:30 PM

Neighbors who call the police instead of coming down and either joining us or asking us to turn down the music. THE PARTY WAS JUST GETTING GOOD DAMNIT!!! Has this ever happened to anybody else?

**DaddyMac** · 02-22-2010, 12:32 PM

Originally Posted by bringmagicback

My biggest would be FAT People w/ Handicap Tags. I don't care if you can barely walk due to being fat you shouldn't get one. If your disease or handicap is caused from being fat you shouldnt get one. Im tired of going to a mall ect and seeing 50 handicap spots, it's redic. Our country is so fat that we need special places for them to park and then have electric carts so they dont have to walk their fatness around where they are going.

Saw this on Saturday at Hy Vee. Larger lady (pc language) pushed her car out to her van in the handicap spot. No handicap marked plate. No plaquard.. Loaded her groceries and just pushed the cart alongside the car next to hers and took off.

No idea if she wrote a check in a timely fashion or not.

In addition to those who suck up handicap spots, another peeve is those who think they're important enough to park at the front door of a store in a fire lane or yellow no parking zone - just because they're "only running in for a second".

Edit: Good to know I'm not alone on that.

**mapnerd** · 02-22-2010, 12:48 PM

Originally Posted by Clone5

Neighbors who call the police instead of coming down and either joining us or asking us to turn down the music. THE PARTY WAS JUST GETTING GOOD DAMNIT!!! Has this ever happened to anybody else?

I was at a friend's apartment and we were playing Rock Band. I guess it was a little too loud and the downstairs neighbors called the Ames police. When the cop got there, he just laughed. It was funny to hear him radio back to dispatch - "yeah, they're just playing Rock Band." It's just pathetic because it was a Friday night. I'm sorry, people party on Friday night, get used to it.

**RhoadsRage** · 02-22-2010, 12:52 PM

People who use the "express" lane at the grocery store when they have a full cart.......then proceed to pull out the checkbook!!!!

**mramseyISU** · 02-22-2010, 12:52 PM

Originally Posted by linkshero

Runner Up,

That guy that has to completely strip his driveway every time a flake of snow lands on it....regardless of time of day.

You must know my father in law.

**tejasclone** · 02-22-2010, 01:10 PM

People who don't pick up after their dogs either because "poop is gross" or because they're too ******* lazy to use the bags provided in the poop station that is 10 feet away from where their dog dropped anchor.

**cstrunk** · 02-22-2010, 01:11 PM

That guy that is driving north on South Dakota Avenue coming up to Lincoln Way, who stays in the right lane and blocks pretty much EVERYONE who is trying to turn right onto L. Way. ESPECIALLY if they change lanes from the left lane to the right lane and decide not to turn right.

(Applies to many other intersections as well.)

**loki8838** · 02-22-2010, 01:18 PM

Scratch -Off Lottery Ticket Guy at the convenience store.

What's the fricking point of scratching off the ticket if you are going to make the cashier scan every ticket anyways??

"Sir, you won $10"

"Okay, ummmmmm........give me one of the fishing ones............ummmmm.........one of the two dollar baseball tickets.............ummmmmmmm...........one of the slot machine....wait....no......one of the crossword puzzle ones......ummmmmmmmm............"

If you have that big of a gambling problem that you can't wait to get out of the store to scratch your tickets, at least remove yourself from the check-out counter.

**tman24** · 02-22-2010, 01:19 PM

Judging by some of these statements. Its a good thing you guys didn't work at a grocery store. I have a huge list of pet peeves from grocery store crazies.

-People that want their milk in a sack because it will help keep it cold even tho it is below freezing outside.

-People with about 50 items trying to go through the under 12 item express lane.

-People that get drive up that have 4 bags.

-People that are to lazy to push their cart to the corral even when they are only 2 parking spots away.

-People that dig to the back of the milk cooler to get that extra day on their sale by date.

i can think of more but this is good enough for now

**tman24** · 02-22-2010, 01:20 PM

Originally Posted by loki8838

Scratch -Off Lottery Ticket Guy at the convenience store.

What's the fricking point of scratching off the ticket if you are going to make the cashier scan every ticket anyways??

"Sir, you won $10"

"Okay, ummmmmm........give me one of the fishing ones............ummmmm.........one of the two dollar baseball tickets.............ummmmmmmm...........one of the slot machine....wait....no......one of the crossword puzzle ones......ummmmmmmmm............"

If you have that big of a gambling problem that you can't wait to get out of the store to scratch your tickets, at least remove yourself from the check-out counter.

I love the pull tabs people as well.

**BoxsterCy** · 02-22-2010, 01:23 PM

The double-wide load in the seat next to you on a long flight. Had a couple of those this year. The most recent needed a seat belt extender and there was no way they would fit with the arm rest down so they overlapped into my seat while I leaned into the aisle. And, like all flights these days it was 100% plus booked so no chance for me to move.

So, a punch in the junk to that fat celebrity ****** that is making trouble for Southwest when they tried to make him take two seats rather than sitting on a fellow passenger.