Man Fights Quadruple Amputee Girlfriend

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whats the answer dipweed?

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Doug

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Stewo

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Yup.

what do you call a cow with no legs?

(besides a quadruple amputee bovine)

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what do you call a cow with no legs?

(besides a quadruple amputee bovine)

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??

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what do you call a cow with no legs?

(besides a quadruple amputee bovine)

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ground beef

what do you call a cow with two legs?

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what do you call a cow with two legs?

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Beef jerky

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what do you call a cow with two legs?

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what?

Lean Beef

what do you call a herd of masterbating cattle?

beef stroganoff

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beef stroganoff

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God I love you. :wub:

A 3 legged bear walks into a bar and says "which one of you shot my paw?!"

What do you call a Quadruple Amputee in a toolbox?

2 cows standing in a pasture.

cow 1: Have you heard the cows down the road are all infected with mad cow disease?

cow 2:

None of these jokes are funny.