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  1. 03-30-2010, 10:38 AM #46
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    Re: Man Fights Quadruple Amputee Girlfriend

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    whats the answer dipweed?
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  2. 03-30-2010, 10:40 AM #47
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    Re: Man Fights Quadruple Amputee Girlfriend

    what do you call a cow with no legs?

    (besides a quadruple amputee bovine)
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    Re: Man Fights Quadruple Amputee Girlfriend

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    what do you call a cow with no legs?

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    Re: Man Fights Quadruple Amputee Girlfriend

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    what do you call a cow with no legs?

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    ground beef
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    Re: Man Fights Quadruple Amputee Girlfriend

    what do you call a cow with two legs?
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    Re: Man Fights Quadruple Amputee Girlfriend

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    what do you call a cow with two legs?
    Beef jerky
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  7. 03-30-2010, 10:42 AM #52
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    Re: Man Fights Quadruple Amputee Girlfriend

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    what do you call a cow with two legs?
    what?
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    Re: Man Fights Quadruple Amputee Girlfriend

    Lean Beef
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    Re: Man Fights Quadruple Amputee Girlfriend

    what do you call a herd of masterbating cattle?
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    Re: Man Fights Quadruple Amputee Girlfriend

    beef stroganoff
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    Re: Man Fights Quadruple Amputee Girlfriend

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    beef stroganoff
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    Dosry, You know what? I think I'll agree with you :)

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    Re: Man Fights Quadruple Amputee Girlfriend

    A 3 legged bear walks into a bar and says "which one of you shot my paw?!"
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    Re: Man Fights Quadruple Amputee Girlfriend

    What do you call a Quadruple Amputee in a toolbox?


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    Re: Man Fights Quadruple Amputee Girlfriend

    2 cows standing in a pasture.

    cow 1: Have you heard the cows down the road are all infected with mad cow disease?

    cow 2:
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    Re: Man Fights Quadruple Amputee Girlfriend

    None of these jokes are funny.
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