Still thirsty for justice?
I was kidding. I seriously need all six kittens though. Disregard anything I said about a tiger.
When I first read the garage sale one, I didn't quite understand the 2nd person is the one messing with everyone. I thought at first he was serious. THen when I caught on it was 10 times funner.
I love the one about the guy carrying a fridge up 67 flights of stairs.
"Marty, you don't have to lug it up 67 flights of stairs. There is a loading bay around back that starts on the 2nd floor, and I'm pretty sure this building does not count the 13th floor. So you are really only carrying it up 65 flights of stairs"