Go to Des Moines. Stare like a creek at somewhere like Liars (even though I hate the place). Enjoy.
Liars is a total dump. Been there twice and felt like I was watching an audition for Jersey Shores. If you don't have a gallon of gel in your hair and act like a total meat-head then everyone looks at you like you are from another planet.
If by chance Chipper does go there make sure he doesn't forget to wear his "Affliction" shirt. It is part of the mandatory dress code there.
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